ricker commented on Celebrities: More People Who Sarah Palin Will Have Fired

"Anyone who can make Diddy shut the fuck up gets...well, still not my vote."

ricker commented on Robin Williams Cracks Sarah Palin Phenomenon in 2 Minutes Flat

"Robin Williams in...Death to Moosey I would rather have Rainbow Randolph run the free world with cookies shaped like Cocks!!...and Balls!"

ricker commented on Did MTV Use 'The Hills' To Test the Whitney Spinoff Waters?

"@ricker: ...let alone watch her spinoff show."

ricker commented on Did MTV Use 'The Hills' To Test the Whitney Spinoff Waters?

"I wouldn't even go duchovny on a porno featuring this girl getting the torrential treatment from Peter North, and that says a lot."

ricker commented on 'My Name Is David Duchovny, And I'm Imagining You Without Panties Right Now'

"The truth is in her...and her...and her...and her..."

ricker commented on If You Don't Read This Post, We'll Kill This Chimpanzee

"Does this mean that Dunston will soon be checking out?"

ricker commented on Mackenzie Phillips Ignores 'No Gels, Liquids, Or Smack Balloons' Signs At LAX

"I'll tell Schneider his stash has been recovered."

ricker commented on In the Name of the Sisterhood, Blake Lively Forgives America Ferrera Her Eye-Roll

"She works on a show where everyone is banging everyone, but uses wholesome terms like "Gosh" in real life."

ricker commented on How the Writer of 'Showgirls' and 'Basic Instinct' Found God

"Joe's newfound faith is likely the result of his publisher telling him that he's saturated the "Fuck you, studio exec/A-List Actor/H'wood power player" books market, but he has yet to tap into the bite the hand that fed you and your family for decades because you're no longer relevant genre. I used to respect Joe, but now he comes off like just another Traci Lords. Congrats on beating throat cancer though!"

ricker commented on Blind Item Poll: What Hunky Mystery Liquid Raped Kiefer's Pants?

"maybe he got hammered from blood wine after seeing how warner premiere shit all over his brother's chances at stardom and the potential for a quality, much-anticipated sequel to what will now never be a beloved franchise."