regisgoat commented on Ted Kennedy Has Malignant Brain Tumor, at 11:07 AM on May 20 I'm not buying this 1-5 year survival rate thing. more » [wonkette]

regisgoat commented on Obama Breaks Rally Record, But Is Still EFFETE, at 5:29 AM on May 19 I was titillated to hear the story about Malibu Borgie's divorce, though WTF it had to do with Obamastock eludes me. more » [wonkette]

regisgoat commented on Obama Breaks Rally Record, But Is Still EFFETE, at 5:12 PM on May 18 I think the official police estimate of the crowd is 43 and a dog. more » [wonkette]

regisgoat commented on Peggy Noonan Hates Republicans, Hearts Obama, at 5:22 AM on May 18 I think the butts-in-butter is Edward Albee. more » [wonkette]

regisgoat commented on Ted Kennedy 'Talkative And Joking' After Hearing Latest McCain Strategy, at 5:01 AM on May 18 Mom always said they'd have to beat Teddy's liver to death before they could bury him. more » [wonkette]

regisgoat commented on At Will Smith Learning Academy, Nothing Can Hold Your Child Back Except Their Stupidity-Thetans, at 5:38 AM on May 17 "It's the American Way! more »

regisgoat commented on McCAIN HEARTS HAMAS: John, at 5:28 AM on May 17 @Superfectablog Jeez, is that a true story about Sirhan Sirhan the race horse? more » [wonkette]

regisgoat commented on 'I'll Take A Question From The Polar Bears', at 5:14 AM on May 17 It could be worse, you know. more » [wonkette]

regisgoat commented on Bill Murray's 'Stupid Country Bumpkin' Look Doesn't Impress Greta Scacchi, at 6:38 PM on May 16 Poor P.J. more »

regisgoat commented on Fake Republican John McCain Refuses To Be Transvestite On TeeVee, at 6:34 PM on May 16 Wait, it was the Killer Bees that were from south of the border. more » [wonkette]

regisgoat commented on A Return To Grazerheads, at 3:02 AM on May 16 Sadly, unlike A Beautiful Mind, his career won't end with the applause and the tearful acceptance of an award. more »

regisgoat commented on Bill Murray's 'Stupid Country Bumpkin' Look Doesn't Impress Greta Scacchi, at 3:00 AM on May 16 Speaking of appearances, she has a mustache. more »

regisgoat commented on This Day In Hollywood Catfight History Presents: When Bette Bludgeoned Joan, at 2:54 AM on May 16 "I wouldn't piss on her if she were on fire"--Davis re Miss Crawford. more »

regisgoat commented on Meathead's Gay Marriage Statement, at 2:52 AM on May 16 Love the politics, very much hate the movies. more »

regisgoat commented on Biggest Moron On Earth Makes For Delicious 'Hardball' Comedy, at 2:42 AM on May 16 @Funky Palmetto Bug et al: I used to think that the ultimate conversation killer began "And then a fanatical Serbian student named Gavrilo Princip..." But this one may beat it. more » [wonkette]

regisgoat commented on Biggest Moron On Earth Makes For Delicious 'Hardball' Comedy, at 4:12 PM on May 15 I take it that the quotation marks around "Kevin James" means that there's suspicion it's a nom de redneque broadcasting, in the same way that "Michael Weiner" became "Michael Savage." What, then, was James' birthname? more » [wonkette]

regisgoat commented on Hooray 4 Gays: California Court Legalizes It, at 11:14 AM on May 15 Don't worry, California loathers--we'll do something horrible shortly to outweigh the good example, here. more » [wonkette]

regisgoat commented on Hobo Jim McGreevey Cannot Afford Alimony, at 10:59 AM on May 15 @capitol-hillbilly. more » [wonkette]