Porkypine420 commented on Blind Item Analysis: Which 'Hunky Actors' Just Can't Quit Each Other?

"this is utterly false, in case anyone actually cares."

Porkypine420 commented on Breaking! More news from the

"Wasn't this in an episode of THE OFFICE? they need to beef up their lit dept..."

Porkypine420 commented on Kirsten Dunst Delivers Herself To Cirque Lodge's Capable Starlet-Drying Hands

"According to that old website, Kirsten Dunst partied with Tara Reid..."

Porkypine420 commented on Britney Spears: 'I don't know who you think I am, bitch, but I'm not that person'

"Here's the Rolling Stone writer's myspace page, where she describes Justin Timberlake as "pretty foxy" and says "I'm not into music so much." Bizarre. [profile.myspace.com] Vanessa's not half-bad looking..."

Porkypine420 commented on Britney Spears: 'I don't know who you think I am, bitch, but I'm not that person'

"This "Vanessa Grigoriadis" is a f**king joke. She describes Britney: "In person, Britney is shockingly beautiful - clear skin..."

Porkypine420 commented on Snoop To Larry King: 'I'm on Medical Marijuana as we speak'

"niiiiiiiiiiiiiice."

Porkypine420 commented on 'Bipolar' Britney Breakdown: iPhone Threats, High Speed Car Chases, And A Little Terrier Named London

"dammit, Jamie Lynn gets all preggers and what did she get: 15 minutes!! britbritbrit britbrit!"

Porkypine420 commented on "I heard that films are structured

"wow."

Porkypine420 commented on Diablo Cody Proves You're Never Too Old To Be Embarrassed By Your Mom

"Paisley, are you 12?"

Porkypine420 commented on Diablo Cody Proves You're Never Too Old To Be Embarrassed By Your Mom

"Puke. Nice bandwagon jump by big O."

Porkypine420 commented on In Ultrasound, No One Can Hear Juno Scream

"Wait..."

Porkypine420 commented on In Ultrasound, No One Can Hear Juno Scream

"Thank you again, Defamer, for pulling back the curtain on this year's sham critical darling. Juno=Crash."

Porkypine420 commented on Yeah, Yeah, We Get It: You Hate The BCS

"OK, no more bitching."

Porkypine420 commented on Britney Spears Gives The People What They Want: A Nationally Televised VMA Trainwreck

"The queen is dead!!"

Porkypine420 commented on Fundraising Shocker: Fred Thompson Probably Not Going To Squeeze Much Money Out Of Hollywood

"If Obama loses to Hillary, this guy will be president."

Porkypine420 commented on Ellen DeGeneres Still Not Over The DJ Who Stole Her Heart

"Does this mean that 'stryker' is finally off KROQ!"

Porkypine420 commented on The LA Times Is Doing Exciting Things In The Cake-Scented Movie Promotion Space

"Didn't Sony use excrement-scented ink in their ads for GIGLI?"

Porkypine420 commented on Studios Torn By Conflicting Desires To Tout Their Box Office Successes And Torture Greedy Guilds

"'that single from 10 years ago'?????"