porklovingjew commented on Literary A-Gay the Most Popular Sperm Donor in Town

"There seems to be a weird generational divide in gay men, every gay man I know under thirty has resolutely refused to rule out not having kids, while every gay man I know over 35 - 40 seems utterly disinclined to start a family, and views the prospect as a diminishment of their gay identity. Ira definitely seems to be in the latter group: The only problem is heteros now think he's more "normal." "Somehow it makes you less queer, which sucks."

porklovingjew commented on 2009 Cadillac CTS-V: First Drive

"Must have been a sweet and captivating ride, as you seem unable to differentiate between the Verrazano [en.wikipedia.org] and the Tappan Zee [en.wikipedia.org] which is a little like not being able to distinguish your head from your ass."

porklovingjew commented on Chinese Taught How To Speak To Foreigners, Wheelchair Athletes

"my personal favorite: 「引導盲人出行時﹐切不可隨意把盲杖拿在自己的手裡而試圖攙扶盲人前行」 "When guiding a blind person, you must refrain from taking their walking stick in your own hands and attempting to guide the blind person forward with your hands.""

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porklovingjew commented on 5WPR Busted For Even More Blog Fraud; Uses Apology As Slimy Sales Pitch Opportunity

"Doesn't Ronn [sic] realize that all the bullshit he's spewing comes from the non-kosher end of cow?"

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"confer or convey?"

porklovingjew commented on The Muppets Take Manhattan

"Nice, but lacks the gritty realism of Ernie & Bert's earlier work in Casino "

porklovingjew commented on Man Uses Invisible Fishing Pole to Find New Lady

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porklovingjew commented on Who's Stalking You On Facebook?

"1."

porklovingjew commented on Well, This Is Still Going On

"Jazz-Jew Jouissance - dénouement"