oolishfay commented on NPH Sweeps The Clouds Away As The Shoe Fairy On 'Sesame Street'

"@snarkordie: I totally thought the same thing...except in my brain it was "hey, isn't that Jessica Simpson's little sister's husband?""

oolishfay commented on Jennifer Lopez's Twins Ordered Never To Wear Same Outfit Twice (And Why J. Lo Shouldn't, Either)

"@Wendy_Kroy: I always thought it was Selena's murder that gave her a career!"

oolishfay commented on Your Courtesy 'What The Hell Is Going On Now In This MadgeRod CynthRavitz Clusterfuck' Post

"Cynthia don't preach....'cause I've made up my mind, I'm gonna take your husband"

oolishfay commented on British Tabloid's Disturbing First Person Account Of Copulating With Verne Troyer Leaves Us Gobsmacked

"@Victor Ward: I thought I was the only one who also read that as a backhanded compliment."

oolishfay commented on Nude Photos of Heather Mills Are Unappealing (And Not Just Because of Her Missing Leg)

"I'm mesmerized by the very Freudian placement of her purse."

oolishfay commented on Before Selsun Blue, I Used To Scratch Like Crazy

"@Hart88: LOL!"

oolishfay commented on You Know It's A Slow News Day When...

"@Benovite: He didn't."

oolishfay commented on 100 Seconds That Symbolize Just How Far The 'Real World' Has Fallen

"Yikes!"

oolishfay commented on Violent Outbreaks Occur Between Warring Factions Of Brangelina's Brood

"Team Zahara! She's the bad-ass of the group...remember that pic of her flipping the bird to the paps last year?"

oolishfay commented on The Last Days of Chris Farley

"I don't find anything particularly "distressing" about either of those quotes."

oolishfay commented on Shakira Takes Celebrity Sex Tape Scandals To Whole New Level: The Threesome

"@owenmeany: LOL!"

oolishfay commented on Jennifer Lopez Drops The Baby Weight Even Faster Than She Could Spend That 'People' Payday

"@shag_carpet_bomb: Hey, as a mother of twins myself, I wasn't as impressed by the weight loss as I am by the fact that she was able to get dressed up and out the door."

oolishfay commented on So Paris Hilton Thinks She Can Dance?

"Hmmmm...she couldn't fit Africa into her post-jail "I'm a changed, charitable human, going to Africa and only use my powers for good now" persona, but she managed to squeeze in a trip to Istanbul to judge a beauty pageant?!?"

oolishfay commented on 'Buffy' Cast Reunion Proves Starring In A Decade-Old Hit Does Not A Glamourous Future Make

"@bess marvin, girl detective: Thank you for saying it."

oolishfay commented on As Glamorous As A Hubcap Necklace

"@redreb: True geekiness is timeless."

oolishfay commented on Britney Spears: 'I don't know who you think I am, bitch, but I'm not that person'

"@Jaguares: Me too!"

oolishfay commented on David Letterman Welcomes Paris Hilton Back To Discuss Her Important 'Hottie or The Nottie' Promotional Charity Work

"@trythisathome - - I completey agree!"

oolishfay commented on As the entire world has previously

"Someday you people will realize this girl is the next Gracie Allen!"