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Procrastinator, Esq. commented on Foxy Brown's Latest Victim Brilliantly Articulates Our Feelings About Celebrity

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Procrastinator, Esq. commented on Foxy Brown's Latest Victim Brilliantly Articulates Our Feelings About Celebrity

"Mercedes Ruehl would love to tell you why she's an ex-Rotarian, but unfortunately the nondisclosure agreement she signed prevents her from doing so."

Procrastinator, Esq. commented on Foxy Brown's Latest Victim Brilliantly Articulates Our Feelings About Celebrity

"An offshoot of the Twi tribe in Ghana believes that Dana Carvey has healing powers no one has had since the famed Mma Gwoduhu graced their presence in 1830."

Procrastinator, Esq. commented on Foxy Brown's Latest Victim Brilliantly Articulates Our Feelings About Celebrity

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Procrastinator, Esq. commented on Foxy Brown's Latest Victim Brilliantly Articulates Our Feelings About Celebrity

"The tension on the set of "The Odd Couple" was mostly attributable to Jack Klugman's vigorous disagreement with Tony Randall over the causes and effects of the Boer War."

Procrastinator, Esq. commented on Foxy Brown's Latest Victim Brilliantly Articulates Our Feelings About Celebrity

"If not for Chris Klein's inability to digest broccoli, Katie Holmes would probably have never fallen in love with Tom Cruise."

Procrastinator, Esq. commented on Foxy Brown's Latest Victim Brilliantly Articulates Our Feelings About Celebrity

"Marcia Wallace's 2004 autobiography, Don't Look Back -- We're Not Going That Way!, was supposed to chronicle, among other things, her torrid lesbian affair with Cherie Blair, but the State Department kindly "requested" that Marcia refrain from publishing the particular details."

Procrastinator, Esq. commented on Foxy Brown's Latest Victim Brilliantly Articulates Our Feelings About Celebrity

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Procrastinator, Esq. commented on Foxy Brown's Latest Victim Brilliantly Articulates Our Feelings About Celebrity

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