mothrafairy commented on Palimony Suit Could Force Jodie Foster's 'Midlife Crisis' $25 Million Over Budget

"If there's money, someone gets paid to go away, eventually. Remember Judy Nelson, the Texas beauty-queen who once managed to get Martina Navratilova on videotape?"

mothrafairy commented on Bill Maher Accuses Sherri Shepherd Of Beating Her Children With A Stupid Stick

"Maher gets my vote because religious extremism needs to be smacked with a big black dildo at every opportunity. And I think it's natural to think of a freak like Maher wielding a big black dildo, period."

mothrafairy commented on 'When A Seal Loves A Klum' Pegged As Terrence Howard's First Crossover Single

""...she'll look sweet, upon your meat, in those bicycle-shorts built for two!" (Gotta love the old standards)."

mothrafairy commented on Josh Brolin's 'W' Impression: Erotically Accurate or Sub-'SNL'?

"Why, he's a more believable monster than the actual Monster."

mothrafairy commented on Screw Shia's Pinkie: Christina Applegate Had A Double Mastectomy

"Tough broads rise to tough occasions."

mothrafairy commented on Good news! This summer has

"@raincoaster: She won't be dying of breast cancer; Applegate revealed this morning that she elected to have a radical double mastectomy."

mothrafairy commented on Manager/Producer Joan Hyler Recovering After Car Hits, Throws Her on PCH

"@kookla: Once may have been mildly snarky, at best, but repeated wishes of death and/or or traumatic physical injury--even upon a twit like Heigl? A bit pedestrian (and not the kind of "pedestrian" Hyler was before her body was ravaged and bloodied). Come on, kids."

mothrafairy commented on Ed McMahon's Realtor Makes Donald Trump An Offer He Can't Refuse

"I love it: A man obsessed with schlocky self-advertisement rescues the very icon of Advertisement for Schlock. It may not be ironic, but it ain't no fly in your chardonnay, either."

mothrafairy commented on Fox News Blames Daniel Radcliffe's Magic Wand for 'Harry Potter' Delay

"If you're trying to make us forget about Bale with photos of what appears to be the squab of some anemic ostrich, think again."

mothrafairy commented on Girl-On-Girl Action Breaks Up The Modern Rock Sausage Party

"The Modern Rock Charts are not really representative anymore in the miasma of the indie explosion. There's no way that the original alternative "spirit" will ever be recaptured--the days when songs like The Psychedelic Furs "House" or Sinead O'Connor's "Emperor's New Clothes" were truly modern and truly rock."