mordecai1908 commented on The New 90210: "Blows. Bites. Sucks."

"It's "7th Heaven" with blow jobs and a wacky grandmother - and that's probably an insult to "7th Heaven"."

mordecai1908 commented on Factsheet: Sarah Palin

"You know it's serious when the National Enquirer gets involved."

mordecai1908 commented on New iPods Coming on September 9, Apple Let's Rock Event

"Every new iPod comes with a jumping dude."

mordecai1908 commented on Regrettably Spotted: Real Housewives' Alex McCord and Simon, Nude On St. Barth's

"Why doesn't she just go to Playboy HQ in New York and get it over with?"

mordecai1908 commented on Sweet Lincoln's Mullet! The Sarah Palin Sportscast Video Is Here

"@Spectacular Sam: Considering she apparently shoots wolves from helicopters and doesn't think that polar bears should be on the endangered list (going against even the Bush Administration), a few Iditarod dogs biting the dust probably doesn't keep her up at night."

mordecai1908 commented on Breaking news from Jon Cryer's

"Two words: damage control?"

mordecai1908 commented on Superdelegate Shocker: Jon Cryer Sighted at McCain Fundraiser!

"Sinise doesn't surprise me that much; I had the feeling for some time that he leaned in that direction."

mordecai1908 commented on Mackenzie Phillips Ignores 'No Gels, Liquids, Or Smack Balloons' Signs At LAX

""This season on Celebrity Rehab ..."

mordecai1908 commented on Why Do The Spaniards Love 'Zohan'?

"Isn't there a scene in "Zohan" when Sandler does the slanty-eye gesture in the middle of the beauty salon?"

mordecai1908 commented on LPGA To Members: Be More American, Please

"@HIV 2 Elway Resurrected: Nice to see that the English requirement worked real good with you."

mordecai1908 commented on Fox News Is Not Actually This Stupid

"If NBC News will still let Ann Coulter on its airwaves, Fox News is capable of anything."

mordecai1908 commented on "Clintons 4 McCain" Crazy Takes On Chris Matthews, Has Minor Meltdown

"Exactly at what point did "Muslim" become the new "nigger"?"

mordecai1908 commented on Is This Mrs. Jared Paul Stern?

"Classy."

mordecai1908 commented on Respected Pundit Victoria Jackson Weighs in on 'Anti-Christ Whitey-Hater' Barack Obama

"This kind of horseshit reminds me of what Max Von Sydow's character said in "Hannah and Her Sisters": "If Jesus Christ came back to Earth and saw what was being done in His name, He would never stop throwing up.""

mordecai1908 commented on Palimony Suit Could Force Jodie Foster's 'Midlife Crisis' $25 Million Over Budget

"That's one way to come out of the closet ..."

mordecai1908 commented on First Time Olympian's Coach Criticizes Her For Taking Silver

"FAIL. Him, not her. I hope I don't have to wait long for the announcement that the "coach" is "moving on"."

mordecai1908 commented on Wait, what? In the middle

"And also Carrot Top, Bo Derek and, unless I was having a really weird dream, Marilyn Manson."

mordecai1908 commented on The Makeover Has Begun

"No."