n/a commented on David Blaine's 'A-Ha' Moment Comes After 17th Oxygen-Deprived Minute

"On an unrelated subject ."

n/a commented on Donny Osmond Celebrates Miley Cyrus's Influence by Seeing the Whole VF Thing Coming

"Teenagers are like art in a museum ."

n/a commented on Charlie Sheen Is A 'C. MaSheen' When It Comes To Hookers

"Remember back in the day when you could TRUST your madam? Integrity has just gone out the window! What's next?"

n/a commented on Rumored Tape Shows Angelina Jolie Snorting Heroin: 'Wow, This Is Really Good Smack'

"Are we headed for a future where EVERYTHING will be on tape?"

n/a commented on 'Hobbit' Director Debate Ignores Critical Fact that 'Hobbit' is Rubbish

"The joke in "The Princess Bride" (the novel) where the father is reading his son the "good parts version" so as to leave out all of the "boring historical fiction" is most likely a thinly veiled satire of a Tolkien book. The LOTR film trilogy is Peter Jackson's "good parts version" and really an addition to his catalogue of Zombie/Puppet horror films ."

n/a commented on By Sheer Coincidence, Tom Cruise's Son Lands Role In Will Smith's Next Movie

"Speaking of Tom Cruise ."

n/a commented on Steven Spielberg Mulls Canceling The Internet To Preserve An Unspoiled Moviegoing Experience

""A movie happens in a way that has always been cathartic, the personal, human catharsis of an audience in holy communion with an experience up on the screen." Finally, someone has put into words the feeling I had whilst viewing "Showgirls" for the first time!!!"

n/a commented on Anonymous Celebrity Seeking Personal Assistant to Get Directions, Wash Car, Chew Food...

"Would you people shut the f**k up?!!"

n/a commented on None-Too-Bitter CAA Rep Has Some Choice Parting Words of Advice For Robert De Niro

"If only Scorsese had never met Leo DiCaprio. How soon they forget ."

n/a commented on A Week Of False Terribles

"They should demolish the Hollywood sign and replace it with a gigantic billboard of the above four photos."