monkeyrotica commented on Katherine Heigl Teaches Isaiah Washington the Difference Between a 'Fag' and a 'Faggot.'

"WTF?"

monkeyrotica commented on Brando's New Cartridge-Style HDD Dock Goes Full Multimedia Player

"So this is FAT32 ONLY?"

monkeyrotica commented on The Big, Throbbing Porn-News Hustle

"Heh."

monkeyrotica commented on 30 Minute Proust

"@GraniteInMyVeins: Since when does Vegemite have corn in it?"

monkeyrotica commented on Flack's Denial Pretty Much Confirms Madonna And A-Rod Are Doing It

"Someone please tell me there wasn't a sex tape involved."

monkeyrotica commented on Paris Hilton's Secret Hollywood Language, Translated

"Lessee, fake hair?"

monkeyrotica commented on Virgin Mobile to Buy Helio, Kill It, Consume It

"Hm."

monkeyrotica commented on Michael Ian Black Takes on David Sedaris

"In no way is this worth $240 worth of pudding. Aw yeah."

monkeyrotica commented on New G4 Reality Show 'Hurl!' Has America Woofing-Up Its Vittles

"C'mon, this is no better or worse than America's Funniest Nutsack Wompings. You can't tell me you didn't see Videodrome-meets-impecac coming."

monkeyrotica commented on Furious Art Dealer Meets Movie's 'Sex With Mother and Son' Claim Halfway

"If there's one thing I learned from Bing Crosby it's that you never f**k your kids, except in your will."

monkeyrotica commented on iPhone 3G Could Cost Just $100 to Make, Say Analysts

"So that $100 includes the tens of millions in R&D costs, right?"

monkeyrotica commented on Required Reading: Know the Red Menace

"Meh."

monkeyrotica commented on Trailcart: World's First Pedal-Powered 4WD Off-Road Vehicle

"Yeah, that'll never roll over, trapping its driver on some isolated stretch of trail. And after dark, the ice weasles come out."

monkeyrotica commented on Who's Been Getting Blowjobs On the Not-So-Sly?

"A."

monkeyrotica commented on Heiress Casey Johnson Will Bring Her Problems to New York

"What is that grey stuff coming out of her head?"

monkeyrotica commented on Shocking Statistics: Mostly Women Plan to See Sex and the City

"@JudgeFudge: That's the studio disinformation campaign at work."

monkeyrotica commented on Cash-Waving Craigslist Player's Fury: 'These Photos Are Mines'

"Something about this guy tells me his kick game is ridiculous."

monkeyrotica commented on UK Government Wants to Build a Database of Every Phone Call and Email

"People still read?"