the Librarian commented on The Times Exposes 'Girly Gawker'

"No wonder they hate women so much over at Jezebel."

the Librarian commented on The National Magazine Awards: 3 Hours Better Spent Reading Magazines

"Oh, shut up about how much you "love" magazines already."

the Librarian commented on Aaron Brown Sucks Up to Keith Olbermann

"Lonesome George, you made me laugh."

the Librarian commented on Tyra Banks Almost Kills A Model

"There has never been anyone quite like Tyra on TV."

the Librarian commented on Rick Moody Pies Dale Peck

"Rick Moody is a tool and his books stink like old pie."

the Librarian commented on Rumored Tape Shows Angelina Jolie Snorting Heroin: 'Wow, This Is Really Good Smack'

"She's always bragged about loving the H in her "bad girl" phase."

the Librarian commented on 103-Year-Old Woman Tugs At Tyra's Weave

"Imagine what the other Holocaust survivors are saying: I lived through that shit, and all I got was nightmares...you got to go on Tyra!"

the Librarian commented on Fake Gangster Caught On Video

"What's most incongruous is her hair."

the Librarian commented on The Miley Cyrus Reaction Roundup

"Somebody should actually watch Hannah Montana and see what a load of crap it is."

the Librarian commented on James Frey Didn't Even Want To Publish A Million Little Pieces as Nonfiction

"PickleTits, yes, what you said."

the Librarian commented on Ivy League Prof Sues Students For Being Mean to Her

"All students now seem to be Tracy Flick in Election."

the Librarian commented on Investigating The Miley Cyrus 'Topless' Photo Scandal: Career-Ender Or Standard Starlet Move?

"Hanna Montana is one of the most annoying shows ever on television -- ever!"

the Librarian commented on Lourdes Ciccone Leon Looks Less Like Madge, More Like That Other Celebrity Adoptress

"Doesn't that 16-year-old shot of Angelina say it all?"

the Librarian commented on Hitch Wonders Where John McCain's Rag Is

"McCain was a POW for five years, an ordeal which, however one rates its patriotic value, is said to have given him a certain intolerance to stress."

the Librarian commented on Why It's Annie Leibovitz's Fault

"Sex sells."

the Librarian commented on Flash Gordo.

"Somebody's been drinking SlimFast."

the Librarian commented on How Vanity Fair "Groomed" Miley Cyrus

"I am more revolted by Miley Cyrus referring to Annie Leibovitz as "Annie" than I am by the photograph itself."

the Librarian commented on Vanity Fair Steals 15-Year-Old's Topless Virginity

"Why is Vanity Fair even covering this second-rate overhyped Daisy Mae?"