mitchel_stevens commented on Au Revoir, New York Illiterately Mean

"and now, any minute, conbon will come strolling along as if nothing happened. just like that wiley clark kent does when spider-man's been hanging around here."

mitchel_stevens commented on Gay Hero Revealed to Be Nazi Super Baby

"SCHNELL, MOMMA!"

mitchel_stevens commented on Ex-Cokehead Times Reporter Shares His Rejection Letters

"@Sheila: can i take you up on that offer? if only because i want to see how much mileage i could get out of posting AMV Hell videos. i will cut the profits with you."

mitchel_stevens commented on Dead Men Tell No Tales, But They Do Market Movies

"@moff: best part? BAT SONAR. lifting the entire sequence from daredevil."

mitchel_stevens commented on Spider-Man Finally To Lose Virginity

"they will be perfectly covered by bendis' text boxes and word-balloons, thus making every "erotic scene" more of an erotic novel"

mitchel_stevens commented on About That Gessen Cabal...

"if i listen to her and tell her she's smart and pretty and so totally knows the media scene better than those "old people," can i go to the chik-fil-a in weinstein? in fact, can i go there anyway?"

mitchel_stevens commented on We hear that Williamsboard is some people's entire lives

"@Multiphasic: 4chan!"

mitchel_stevens commented on We hear that Williamsboard is some people's entire lives

"i prefer my message boards with image macros and illusions of greatness, thank you very much."

mitchel_stevens commented on Bright-Eyed Young Literary Woman Leaves New York in Disgust

"@moff: i thought sheila was conbon."

mitchel_stevens commented on Bright-Eyed Young Literary Woman Leaves New York in Disgust

"this reminds me of the time i saw david carr."

mitchel_stevens commented on God Tugs Gently at Man's Face, Urging Him to Change His Shirt

"this is after 30000 hours in photoshop, right?"

mitchel_stevens commented on Dead Body Found in McCarren Park Pool

""We have come to the conclusion this man was murdered."

mitchel_stevens commented on How Bottled Water Hypnotized Us All

"pfft, this is nothing compared to the time that the Joker killed Jim Gordon at the funeral of a dead judge in the Dark Knight."

mitchel_stevens commented on Is Ledger's Joker Really That Great?

"@Steverino Begins: pssh!"

mitchel_stevens commented on New York, Destroyed 15 Different Ways

"@Bos'un's Mate: DAMN IT."

mitchel_stevens commented on New York, Destroyed 15 Different Ways

" this movie basically destroyed nyc for all time."

mitchel_stevens commented on Amy Sacco's London Club: More Bathrooms, Little Else

"@cheeseburgersandwitch: douche-teen dollars."

mitchel_stevens commented on Don't Test The Best

"Blagg-tagged?"