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Mark Graham clipped Robert Rodriguez Salvages His Once-Promising Career By Relieving Rose McGowan Of Her Girlfriend Duties

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 14:38:30 PDT

Up until the point where filming began on Planet Terror, Robert Rodriguez's career was flying. Long considered one of Hollywood's more prolific directors (11 directorial credits between 1995 and 2005), the auteur specialized in churning out FX heavy (yet, comparatively

Mark Graham commented on Interrogation Expert Denise Richards Nearly Elicits Nephew's Masturbatory Confession

Tue, 01 Jul 2008 19:11:31 PDT

@Trixie from Toronto: Aunts are always hot. When you're younger, they're often the only "older" women that you can pine for and not get punched for it (like you do if you talk about how hot your friend's mom is).

Mark Graham commented on Corey Haim Peers Through The Defamer Looking Glass, Darkly

Tue, 01 Jul 2008 16:36:33 PDT

@kookla: I'm waiting to get clearance from our legal eagles...

Mark Graham clipped You may not know this, but

Tue, 01 Jul 2008 09:33:29 PDT

You may not know this, but somebody’s having a birthday this week. That’s right, it’s your old buddy America. And to celebrate, President Bush has given all his loyal subjects Friday off. But with the specter of a long flag-filled

Mark Graham commented on 'Vanity Fair' Nominates McLovin As A Rising Star Of Tomorrow

Tue, 01 Jul 2008 06:30:09 PDT

@Nunya B: Speaking of Jonah Hill...

Mark Graham commented on Oliver Stone Turning 'W' Into Something Resembling 'Oil Fields Of Dreams'

Mon, 30 Jun 2008 18:07:54 PDT

@maggiesfarmer: Ack! My bad. I must've been thinking of Willie Mayes Hayes.

Mark Graham clipped Interrogation Expert Denise Richards Nearly Elicits Nephew's Masturbatory Confession

Mon, 30 Jun 2008 18:07:03 PDT

newVideoPlayer("/denplay_def.flv", 506, 423,""); · It's hard for us to fathom what it would be like to be 13 years old and related to Denise Richards. On one hand, holy hot aunt! On the other hand, there's moments like this, when Aunt

Mark Graham commented on Setting The Standard

Mon, 30 Jun 2008 17:21:12 PDT

@gimplonius: Never. We're recruiting Frank Caliendo really hard, though.

Mark Graham commented on Corey Haim Peers Through The Defamer Looking Glass, Darkly

Mon, 30 Jun 2008 16:29:18 PDT

@kookla: It wasn't Heigl, it was ... actually, I can't tell you now. But I will. And it will blow all of your minds.

Mark Graham commented on Breaking! Literally! Car Smashes Into iO West Comedy Theater

Fri, 27 Jun 2008 09:59:52 PDT

@choinski: Tell that to the glass!

Mark Graham commented on Where Is Everybody? I Thought Everybody Loved The Beach

Fri, 27 Jun 2008 08:25:17 PDT

Everything about this picture screams "husky"

Mark Graham commented on Dear Reader: Please pay no

Fri, 27 Jun 2008 08:12:51 PDT

@STV: Can't wait to read her long lost short story, Manoj's Mirth...

Mark Graham commented on From High Atop His Lake Como Villa, George Clooney Preaches Solidarity In Looming SAG Non-Crisis

Fri, 27 Jun 2008 06:27:02 PDT

@raincoaster: And thus, the circle is complete.

Mark Graham clipped Breaking! Literally! Car Smashes Into iO West Comedy Theater

Thu, 26 Jun 2008 17:56:45 PDT

A tipster just alerted us that a car just smashed through the front windows of iO West on Hollywood Boulevard, sometime within the last half-hour or so. Other than learning that no one was hurt, we don't have any other

Mark Graham clipped Before They Were Porn Stars

Thu, 26 Jun 2008 17:39:06 PDT

newVideoPlayer("/vernemtv_def.flv", 506, 423,""); · Just weeks before he catapulted himself into the celebrity gossip stratosphere as America's Next Top Porn Star, we were fortunate enough to snag a few precious seconds with Verne Troyer on the red carpet at the MTV

Mark Graham clipped Our Advertisers Weren't Fooled By Anne Hathaway's Shady Ex

Thu, 26 Jun 2008 11:56:21 PDT

Thanks this week go to Chelsea Art Museum, Honda Fit, Jet Blue, MGM Grand Foxwoods, Three Olives, Top Tips for Girls and Windows Live Search. If you would like to join this esteemed group of Defamer advertisers, all of the

Mark Graham commented on Mini-Me Sex Tape Conclusive Proof That Our Civilization Is Doomed

Thu, 26 Jun 2008 07:14:43 PDT

@Trixie from Toronto: Merci.

Mark Graham clipped Joy Behar Describes Sheri Shepard's Boobs: 'It Looks Like She's Carrying Luggage'

Wed, 25 Jun 2008 16:11:48 PDT

newVideoPlayer("/View_Boobs.flv", 506, 423,""); · If the Mini-Me sex tape wasn't enough to convince you to abstain from sex for the rest of your life, this clip of The Ladies Of The View debating whether or not to go topless in Vegas

Mark Graham clipped Mini-Me Sex Tape Conclusive Proof That Our Civilization Is Doomed

Wed, 25 Jun 2008 14:34:56 PDT

newVideoPlayer("/tmzmini_def.flv", 506, 423,""); Sex tapes. We've all seen them. Hell, by this point, we've probably all made them (and that includes Molls)! But even on your loneliest of lonely nights, when you dial up RedTube in search of the dirtiest, kinkiest

Mark Graham commented on When You're A Pap, You're A Pap All The Way

Wed, 25 Jun 2008 12:32:34 PDT

Hey McConaughey, come out and play-ay!

Mark Graham commented on There's a 'School of Rock 2' Script, and it Made Mike White Cry

Tue, 24 Jun 2008 08:49:28 PDT

@jeanutters: It's actually pronounced "Schnay-blay"...

Mark Graham clipped Live Better, Live Metro

Mon, 23 Jun 2008 18:49:03 PDT

newVideoPlayer("/todometro_def.flv", 506, 423,""); Molls was alone, sitting with her empty glass. Her four walls, follow her through her past. She was on a Los Angeles train, she emerged in heavy rain. And you, the loyal Defamer audience, were waiting there, swimming

Mark Graham clipped Before half of Defamer's staff

Mon, 23 Jun 2008 10:37:33 PDT

Before half of Defamer's staff succumbs to heatstroke, we'd like to introduce guest blogger Kyle Buchanan, who will be joining us for the next two days. Kyle is a magazine writer for rags like Flaunt and The Advocate, though those

Mark Graham clipped Exclusive: MTV Video Music Awards Are Leaving Las Vegas, Bound For L.A.

Fri, 20 Jun 2008 15:12:35 PDT

Sources are telling us this afternoon that the executives at MTV have decided against returning to Las Vegas, the scene of the 2007 Video Music Awards, for the 2008 incarnation of the show. Instead, this year's VMAs will be broadcast

Mark Graham commented on Tinsley Mortimer's Reality Show Is Dead

Fri, 20 Jun 2008 06:09:29 PDT

While I'm no Karnak, I'm going to go out on a limb and predict that we'll be reading a very similar story about IT Girls sometime in the coming weeks/months.

Mark Graham commented on Announcements

Wed, 18 Jun 2008 12:39:19 PDT

@Leviticus_71 and @heidiho: Constant refreshing is not only encouraged, but required. This is a means to get you to visit more, dammit! Kidding (sorta). Mainly, it's a good way to catch you up at the end of the week if you happened to miss a few stories. Or, in the case of the BREAKING! news, it will be a helpful way to let you know that you should be jumping in the fray over here. All things considered, it's pretty painless.

Mark Graham clipped Hey Sarah Larson, Are Your Breasts Real Or Fake?

Fri, 13 Jun 2008 17:01:30 PDT

newVideoPlayer("ds19_def.flv", 506, 423,""); Undoubtedly, if there's one thing that's weighing heavily on the minds of the fair citizens of our great nation, it's whether or not George Clooney's ex paid a trip to the rack-enhancer. Perhaps even more important than that

Mark Graham commented on Report: Movie Snacks Surest Way to Fat-Guy Comedy Stardom, Death

Fri, 13 Jun 2008 13:22:07 PDT

Team Sour Patch Kids! Although, unfortunately for me, my local movie theater recently dropped my beloved SPKs for Sour Patch Watermelons. What a crock!

Mark Graham commented on In case you hadn't noticed,

Fri, 13 Jun 2008 13:06:15 PDT

@RocketRockit: Ugh, we know. Hopefully it's gone by now.

Mark Graham clipped In case you hadn't noticed,

Fri, 13 Jun 2008 12:35:30 PDT

In case you hadn't noticed, we've been experiencing some, um, challenges with the site for the last few days. The hamsters that power our servers have apparently been turned into coats by the Olsen Twins, and we are working our

Mark Graham clipped Programming Note

Fri, 13 Jun 2008 12:32:03 PDT

Seth will be appearing live on the Dr. Drew program now. Thanks to the magic of streaming radio on the internets, you can listen in if you go to 1260 AM. He wants to ride the pony, too!

Mark Graham commented on Despite Best Efforts Of Stacey Dash, 'Celebrity Circus' Lacking Spirit Of Circusness

Fri, 13 Jun 2008 06:18:20 PDT

@People Paula: No wonder I thought she looked so good! Those two extra years explain everything.

Mark Graham commented on The Policy Of Truth

Thu, 12 Jun 2008 18:09:11 PDT

@jessedir: We heard you the last time. Glad that you liked the "old" To Do's, but the Molly McAleer version is here to stay...

Mark Graham clipped The Policy Of Truth

Thu, 12 Jun 2008 17:09:40 PDT

newVideoPlayer("todoprez_def.flv", 506, 423,""); So, yeah, all of you hoping to catch a glimpse of the famed Molly McAleer sex tape last night got ShaniceRolled. Hope you weren't too upset; after all, it had to be done. However, those of you who

Mark Graham clipped Our Advertisers Don't Know Who Abel Ferrara Is, Either

Thu, 12 Jun 2008 12:24:15 PDT

Thanks this week go to AT&T, Camp Camp, HBO, Honda Fit, Jet Blue, The MANual, MGM Grand Foxwoods, Radiohead and Unscrew America. If you would like to join this esteemed group of Defamer advertisers, all of the requisite information can

Mark Graham clipped Our Advertisers Are Quite Happy For Clay Aiken

Thu, 12 Jun 2008 12:22:16 PDT

Thanks this week go to AT&T, City of Thieves, E!, Honda Fit, Jet Blue, The MANual, MGM Grand Foxwoods, Unscrew America and Uwishunu. If you would like to join this esteemed group of Defamer advertisers, all of the requisite information