majikthise commented on Even The Lure Of Christie Brinkley In The Next Room Won't Prevent This Man From Jerking Off To Internet Porn

"just for the sake of assuming, let's say she's not a firecracker in bed."

majikthise commented on Who Should Serial Monogamist Drew Barrymore Date Next?

"Owen was Hansel in Zoolander, not Hans."

majikthise commented on Brett Ratner: Big Penis Enthusiast

"oh, and the ghost of Forrest Tucker!"

majikthise commented on Brett Ratner: Big Penis Enthusiast

"Don't forget James Woods in that cast ."

majikthise commented on Heckling George Michael Treats Dr. Phil For Depression

"Team GM!"

majikthise commented on Breaking: Mary-Kate Olsen Capable Of Smiling, Making Dirty Old Men Horny

"again, "bore" would be the past-tense of "bear"."

majikthise commented on We Nominate Molesty Matt Damon For Mr. Shoop In 'Summer School' Reenvisioning

"you're comparing this fish-belly white, spare-tire sporting incarnation of Matt Damon with the hotness that was Mark Harmon in his "Summer School" days??!!!"

majikthise commented on Blind Item Analysis: Which 'Hunky Actors' Just Can't Quit Each Other?

"@raincoaster: the word "asshat" makes me laugh out loud!"

majikthise commented on Pop Quiz: Is This Colin Farrell, or the Hot Homeless Dude Outside Trader Joe's?

"@TurdBlossom: @inkydinkydo: @Effington_Post: the "pack" i'm looking at looks like more than six ."

majikthise commented on Affleck Remembers The Good Old Days

"Oh stop it, he looks good!"

majikthise commented on Tyra Dedicates Her Emmy To All The Little Fat Asses Out There Who Made It Possible

"Diablo Cody?"

majikthise commented on Raffaello Follieri Arrested For Swindling God Out Of His Savings

"I love the way you are bagging on this douche ."

majikthise commented on Keira Knightley Doesn't Mind Stripping Down, But Are Those Body Parts Really Hers?

"@Old No.7: did you by any chance mean "welts"?"

majikthise commented on Lesbian Elephants, Anti-Comedy and More Winning Buzz From 'The Love Guru''s Opening Day

"@Losin_it: ."

majikthise commented on Anne Hathaway Can Barely Conceal That She Loathes Kate Hudson

"i didn't get the link here."

majikthise commented on Hello, Ladies. My Assistant Will Gladly Take Your Number

"he looks better than i expected he would."

majikthise commented on The Barely Dressed Beckhams Just Can't Resist Stripping Down For Cash

"he's so hot ."

majikthise commented on The One Who Smelt It, Dealt It

"@Ernst Stavro Blofeld:love your "handle" man, plus, I'm hip!"