lrubemp commented on The Three Most Annoying Aspects Of Justin Timberlake's Latest Jessica Simpson Impersonation

"Once a woos, always a woos."

lrubemp commented on Who Needs Coldplay When We've Got Our 3G Iphones?

"Hmmm."

lrubemp commented on Painful Admissions: Without Hooker Heels And Make-Up, Gwyneth Paltrow Is Still A Knockout

"Doesn't matter what she wears, she's got SNOB plastered across her forehead."

lrubemp commented on First Negative 'The Dark Knight' Reviews Ding Impenetrable Bat-Armor

"Denby PRAISED "Hancock"?"

lrubemp commented on Why You Don't Care About Eddie Murphy

"No, Eddie's loaded with talent."

lrubemp commented on 'Hancock' Parks It At First

""Superstardom", or maybe milking a brand."

lrubemp commented on Chosen Blobs Won't Crown For 'Weeks,' Says France's Sexiest Celebrity Obstetrician

"The woman's a publicity marvel."

lrubemp commented on The Gyllenhaal Is Very Excited

"Is it me, or has Gylly's behavior been kinda weird ever since Heath died?"

lrubemp commented on John Mayer's Career Vs. John Mayer's Love Life: Does One Not Exist Without The Other?

"Raging assholes and stupid women -- high school forever!"

lrubemp commented on The Smokey Bunch: Young Hollywood Just Can't Quit Cigs

"Yeah, and the "cool kids" were usually vicious, narcissistic idiots with no values or morals outside of attracting attention."

lrubemp commented on Brokaw to Host Meet the Press Through November Election

"One pompous, insider-worshipping, politics-as-usual interrogator replacing another."

lrubemp commented on What Exactly Is Justin Timberlake Packing In That Speedo, Anyway?

"OF COURSE it's all Timberlake."

lrubemp commented on The Barely Dressed Beckhams Just Can't Resist Stripping Down For Cash

"Can't blame'em."

lrubemp commented on The Scale of Celebrity Death

""A bit much"?"

lrubemp commented on David Letterman Heroically Bitch-Slaps Spencer Pratt For All Of Us

"I have no idea who this guy is, wouldn't give him the time of day if I saw him."

lrubemp commented on Alec Baldwin Helps Little Old Lady Down the Red Carpet

"Once, young, slim, and good-looking."

lrubemp commented on Momentous Occasion Alert! John Mayer And Jennifer Aniston Officially Rub Our Faces In Their 'Relationship'

"You "heard" JM was "great" in the sack."

lrubemp commented on Breaking: M. Night Shyamalan Is a Gigantic Prick

"Wow!"