krismry commented on Dear Janice, You Are Supposed To Be a Uniter, Not A Divider

"@allyzay: Exactly, it's just a campaign by dropouts to reveal the depths of their stupidity and incomprehension, the dumbest one gets a scout merit badge."

krismry commented on The 50 Biggest Losers

"But Baroness, what about the robber baronets like Steve Schwarzman."

krismry commented on Bloggers Scolded Against Using "Pissed Off"

"Hey, this was never a 'once great' newspaper."

krismry commented on Finally, More Movies About New York

"Thanks Sproing, that Woody Allen video for Manhattan is the funniest, right up there with the Gremlins singing New York, New York."

krismry commented on Anna Wintour Wears Same Dress (And Shoes) Three Times—What Is She Trying to Tell Us?

"@toosnarkyforthisshirt: The actual technical fashist name for the color was Bargain Bin Cerulean, and the nuclear wintour dress isn't cerulean really, it's more like ziggity blue."

krismry commented on Heidi Klum Does Not Know The Meaning of "Labor Day"

"@scullymurphy: With Heidi is probably customary waited upon hand and foot, but maybe she's more like: is a sunny lovely day outdoors, look the grocery bagging person in the eye, try to figure out if they want to get the hell out of the mart for five mins to breathe air, and say 'oh sure okay.' Eventho all they get to see outside is a parking lot and paparazzi, there's a sky above with clouds in it, a better view than surveillance cam laden ceilings."

krismry commented on Russian Opposition Blogger Murdered by Police

"@Illuminatus: Glenn Greenwald may be safe because he might be the official opposition, and yes, conspiracy theory is so exhausting that I can barely lift my head from this keyboard."

krismry commented on Russian Opposition Blogger Murdered by Police

"Gary Webb."

krismry commented on One More Thing: Funniest Movie Moments Ever

"@TedSez: This rare gem of B + B do america is worthy of classical status."

krismry commented on The Truth About Those Sarah Palin Pregnancy Coverup Rumors!

"@Jerilyn: Trigger was the golden Palomino that Roy Rogers liked so well he sent the dead horse's body to the taxidermist to keep him for ever!"

krismry commented on The Swiss state of Glarus

"@Iterum.Differo: Dear heart, cast a spell, empty out every penny or dollar bill in all the coat pockets and dresser drawers and little handbags in the house that you can possibly find onto a clean table, ask your guardians and ancestors for help and sustenance, tell your helpers this is the only money you have right now, tell how much you need by when to pay what, give thanks to the beloved ones who give us the skies trees winds and rains for all that you already have today, and find someone who has even less than you do to give away every cent you just found in the pockets for the table."

krismry commented on Conventional Crap: Moebama Underwhelmed By Barack's Beautiful, Moving Speech

"I realize absolutely no one cares about this topic this afternoon, but 'save our farms' means independent working farms run by humans as opposed to gigantor corporate industrial agribusinesses that go on for miles with only one crop in a poison or monsantoized monoculture."

krismry commented on The Swiss state of Glarus

"What, the Protestants had no legal authority, that was their grounds?"

krismry commented on Ships Ahoy

"Not to be outdone in the run aground maritime category, the Vogue September has entire feature on a yacht named Guilty with a paint job designed by Jeff Koons, goes on for pages on end with nary a moddle in sight."