kookla commented on Why Does Kendra From 'Girls Next Door' Have a Hate-On For Tom Brady?

"If this is any indication of the direction the show is going, I can't wait until those twins show up and kick Hef in the throat."

kookla commented on Molls Breaks It Down For Tara Reid, Queen Of Denial

"Speaking of denial, that's what I've been in since I heard this was your last week..."

kookla commented on The Continuing Adventures of Ben Lyons, Starfucker

"Either Ben is the Forrest Gump of his generation, or he's really good at Photoshop."

kookla commented on Olivia Munn Does Filthy Things With Raw Seafood

"I know Olivia very well because I happen to have a 14 year old brother."

kookla commented on Virgin Records: If you thought

"Meanwhile, if anyone is interested in a slightly used hymen for a considerable discount..."

kookla commented on How Older, White Critics Have Missed the Boat on 'Rachel Getting Married'

"@Xylo: I was so mortified that Wells was still using the term "interracial" marriage, that I glossed over his color commentary!!"

kookla commented on Who Gets What In The Brian And Gigi Grazer Divorce

"$42 a month?"

kookla commented on TV Cop Solves The Mystery Of The Great Pumpkin

"Those pumpkins are gonna look cool once he finds sunglasses to fit them."

kookla commented on Yappy 'Chihuahua' Insurgency Holds Its Ground

"Just a message to DiCaprio and Crowe, I see a CGI dog movie in your future."

kookla commented on Defamer Horoscopes: Leave Nothing To Chance

"@gwendolyn: You must have been born on the cusp, just like Don Draper."