jupiterspaw commented on Perfect Time For Wall Street Sequel!

"Greed is meh."

jupiterspaw commented on The Best & Worst of the 2008 Emmy Awards

"The only thing that could make the Emmys worse at this point is if they bring Debbie Allen in to create an "Interpretive Dance of Nominated Shows." Seriously, remember the year they did the intrepretive dance of "Schinder's List" at the Oscars."

jupiterspaw commented on Tupac Was Overrated. Sorry.

"Well, considering he's still putting out music, his best could still be yet to come."

jupiterspaw commented on Will Sarah Palin Scare the Jews?

"I am a card carrying member of the Jews for Jesus Juice."

jupiterspaw commented on Top O' The Evenin' To Ya, Bennigan's

"@nithus: Nithus: The Journey video game actually had a secondary location - in the back of the arcade at the Ballys hotel/casino, Atlantic City, circa 1982."

jupiterspaw commented on Us Weekly Offers Correction to Previous 'Ryan Seacrest Not Bit By Shark' Story

"Seacrest was quick to point out that it was a FEMALE shark and that they subsequently made out."

jupiterspaw commented on Lifetime movies are such a

"I reccommend "A Face To Die For", pure Lifetimeiness hilarity -described as "A scarred, unattractive young woman (Yasmeen Bleeth!!!!!!) is conned into helping with a robbery of her employer."

jupiterspaw commented on In Honor of The 4th of July, Megan Fox Wins Her Independence From Brian Austin Green

"Megan Fox Graduates!"

jupiterspaw commented on Anne Hathaway's Sorry Ex-Boyfriend Arrested For Fraud

"Prescott Hahn's 15 minutes are so up."

jupiterspaw commented on Worst Spring Break Ever

"Stay classy San Diego!"