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"Can we get another a$$hole to shoot a warhead into a friend and have Izzy carry it down the hall this time?"

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"It makes her look like an alien."

jmsmith76 commented on Today's Forecast: 69 And Awkward

"Wow."

jmsmith76 commented on "What Happens In A Porn Theater Stays In A Porn Theater"

"Gives new meaning to the "climax" of the movie."

jmsmith76 commented on Up Close And Even More Personal With ... Uh, Whatever You Call This Thing

"Geez."

jmsmith76 commented on Ladies, what's the weirdest

"The doc said "did you know your uterus is tilted?" I said "does that make a difference?" He said "not really, just thought you oughta know""

jmsmith76 commented on Kim Kardashian: She Bends

"Any minute now, that boob is going to fly out!"

jmsmith76 commented on How Do You Like Them Apples, Mate?

"Russell looks like a creepy pedophile homeless guy (beard, hair, track suit) about to take a large, painful crap on the playground while taking pictures of small children he's stalking."

jmsmith76 commented on 'John Adams' Sure Could Use Some Robitussin

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"Funny..."

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"Gotta love the deer-in-headlights eyes."

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"Why doesn't she just take the corset off..."

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"Gotta love a guy that won't bother to take his pants off to do you."

jmsmith76 commented on After a disastrous experiment

"Amy Adams looks like she's about to have a gyno exam ("scoot to the end of the table, hon"), all she's missing is th stirrups."

jmsmith76 commented on Deconstructing The Britney Crazy: The Tweaker Question

"I'm waiting on the tell-all book from Sean Preston or ..."

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