jeanutters commented on Face It: America Loves Vampires and Dead Animal Corpses

"um, anyone else who happens to be reading this and is not nearly done yet GROSSED OUT by Bella's pregnancy?!?!?!?!?"

jeanutters commented on Things To Do Before Leaving New York

"Was that drink Jen's wine?"

jeanutters commented on There's a 'School of Rock 2' Script, and it Made Mike White Cry

"Is this one called "Ned Schneebly's Revenge?" If so, sign me up."

jeanutters commented on CAA Assistant Escapes Death Star P-4 To Tell Of The Parking Horrors That Lurk Beneath

"I call the left lane of escelators the douchebag lane."

jeanutters commented on Who Is the Philandering Celebrity Chef?

"5."

jeanutters commented on 'French Spiderman' Scales New York Times

"Is that David Blaine on his back?"

jeanutters commented on Who Are the Father/Son Coke-Snorting Duo?

"3."

jeanutters commented on MTV Movie Awards Fashion Trends: Cleavage, Kinky Boots, And Oops! Lindsay Lohan's Thong

"No threesomes unless it's boy, boy girl."

jeanutters commented on The Real World: Brooklyn Finally Gets Its Neighborhood

"I can't wait to find out which bars get corporate sponsorship and become the only 2 places that the cast hangs out at."

jeanutters commented on Rush Limbaugh Calls Amazonian Tribespeople 'Savages'

"I'll bet these people don't even know who Jesus is."

jeanutters commented on Help Me Make The Saddest Playlist In The World

"Whenever a goldfish of ours died in college, we always played the acoustic version of that song HEAVEN...Baby you're all that I want, when you're lying here in my arms..."

jeanutters commented on Disaster At The Sex And The City Premiere?

"@fileunder: Amazing."

jeanutters commented on Which 'Rotund Thespian Beast' Was Relunctantly Mounted By A Coked Up Waiter?

"@marmay: OMG TOTALLY Kirstie Alley."

jeanutters commented on Real World: Brooklyn Could Be in Boring Old Downtown

"Stick them in with the Hassids in south Williamsburg and get them jobs as busboys at Peter Lugers."

jeanutters commented on Ten of Our Favorite Commencement Speeches

"Gawker, PLEASE call out Chuck Schumer for giving the SAME speech year after year, commencement after commencement since at least 2001?"

jeanutters commented on New Jay Mohr Sitcom Funnier Than Tourette's Humor

"I wish he kept his moustache from STREET KINGS."

jeanutters commented on Live, From New York, It's Saturday Night: Defamer Pays A Visit To Studio 8H

"The envelope lets the pages know whether or not you have any type of VIP seating."

jeanutters commented on New Yorkers Moving Constantly for the Dumbest of Reasons

"More importantly, how did that guy end up with a backyard on 1st Ave."