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"He's the woman from Poltergeist!"

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"I know it's redundant to say, given our past 7 years of "leadership," but I for one don't like the idea of our President and First Lady sitting on their asses waiting for the phone to ring."

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"@nojo: You know it!"

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"Some dude preaching jesus-love gave me a one-hundred dollar bill with Al Gore's face on it outside the Park Street T station in Boston."

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"I love the grammar of "a patient in whom he accidentally left a sponge." It makes you realize how creeptastic that is."

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"Oh how I LOVE being a girl ..."

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"I thought it was just three days in the cave, and then you come out with all your sparkly ascension to heaven robes on and go party with the big JC ..."

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"A dingo stole my baby! Just let the damn coyotes be."

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"@Desk_hack: The lines at the top and bottom reveal it to be true ..."