Colonel Mustard commented on The Dangerous Maverick

"@Colonel Mustard: Aaaaaand "GP=OP" should obviously be "GOP", but my proofreader quit."

Colonel Mustard commented on The Dangerous Maverick

"@cassandra: I'm so so late to this game, and I hate to say this, but I am really disappointed to read your point of view on Sarah Palin. You say she "killed the bridge" when what you mean is that she's an opportunist who took advantage of funding and then bailed when the wind blew the other direction; exactly the way her mentor John McCain abandoned his own principles in order to squire a deeply conservative voter base — and he did this LONG before these last two weeks; the McCain of today bears zero resemblance to the man I hoped would win the GP=OP nod eight years ago, and that just betrays the fact that he will agree with anyone who will get him to the podium before he dies of old age. You make a weak argument that Palin supported abortion "when it was legal", but that isn't even true."

Colonel Mustard commented on Cindy McCain Drives Crowd Wild

"@belltolls: Can WOMEN send a cease and desist letter to the GOP to stop them from using Sarah Palin's X chromosomes as a rally device?"

Colonel Mustard commented on The Dangerous Maverick

"@Fishnets and Cigarettes: That seems fitting."

Colonel Mustard commented on The Dangerous Maverick

"@Withnail: Anissa Jones aka Dana Plato is also American Dreamer, America's Next Top Blogger, Pollyanna, Tony the Tiger, some Heidi Montag-related name I can't remember now, and I think half a dozen others."

Colonel Mustard commented on The Dangerous Maverick

"@Helman: @Fishnets and Cigarettes: Don't go yet!"

Colonel Mustard commented on Finally, You Can Have a Pointless Conniption Fit On the Go

"I don't know what an "iPhone" is, but it seems to prefer the Irish fellow to that Scottish chap."

Colonel Mustard commented on The Dangerous Maverick

"@ae38: Don't forget!"

Colonel Mustard commented on The Dangerous Maverick

"@overunderover: That shot looks like Dennis Quaid drank out of the false grail. "

Colonel Mustard commented on The Dangerous Maverick

"@Anissa Jones Shoots Smack!: One of my favorite things to do on the day after you get your commenting privileges revoked is trying to figure out which new face in the crowd is yours."

Colonel Mustard commented on The Dangerous Maverick

"ON topic: I agree."

Colonel Mustard commented on The Dangerous Maverick

"@mathnet: JENNIFER GARNER '08"

Colonel Mustard commented on Movie Poster Banned For Alluding To Seth Rogen's Sexuality

"The original poster showed them screaming at a PA for some coffee while the DP and focus puller tried to reload the camera."

Colonel Mustard commented on Cyclones No More

"Drilling for oil will commence on Monday at 8am sharp."

Colonel Mustard commented on Joyous Tidings

"So you're saying that the last thing "white trash" Hamptonites will see is a yellow diamond reading "Babies On Board" as it comes towards their head at 50mph?"

Colonel Mustard commented on O'Reilly: Against Unwed Pregnant Teens Until He Saw 'Juno'

"If it weren't for the Daily Show, we would have no rational political discourse in this country."

Colonel Mustard commented on Three Trashy Palin Family-isms That Turn Out To Be Actually Cute!

"Can we still talk about the fact that she's either forcing or allowing her teenage daughter to marry some dude without a high school education just because he got her pregnant?"

Colonel Mustard commented on "Sarah Palin calls John McCain 'McDreamy'..."

"@PandoraSpocks: "