gwendemarco commented on It's a Bad Thing: Buried deep

"This from a woman who blessed the world with: Life is too complicated not to be orderly. You know, in China they say, 'The thinner the chopsticks, the higher the social status.' Of course, I got the thinnest I could find.....that's why people hate me. I was married for 30 years."

gwendemarco commented on David Letterman Not About to Suspend His Campaign Making Fun of John McCain

"Dear , please let this election be over soon so I can go back to ignoring important issues that I have no hope of ever changing."

gwendemarco commented on Harvey's Peril Worsens as MGM Drops 'Zack and Miri' and Rest of Weinstein Slate

""The Reader"?"

gwendemarco commented on BREAKING: The Los Angeles

"But really, how's Duchovny doing?"

gwendemarco commented on Move Over, Silver: Shenae Grimes Has Something to Blog About!

"She kinda looks like an upside down cigarette in that photo."

gwendemarco commented on DreamWorks Assistant Thinks 'Rosh Hashanah' Is Newest Hollywood Power Broker

"To: Michelle From: GwenDeMarco Date: Like it matters Subject: SWP Meeting w/people's whose last names end with "stein" or "berg" not sure."

gwendemarco commented on Nicole Kidman's Babymaking Secret: Cool, Uterus-Friendly Australian Water

"So that's what they call test tubes and spatulas now."

gwendemarco commented on What a Gyp: So what did $2,500

"Nothing says change like detached rich people paying someone's annual salary to hear 40 year old songs sung by a 65 year old woman in a 20 year old dress."

gwendemarco commented on Lynne Spears Book Tour to Address The Real Victim: Lynne Spears

"Herd thinning must commence immediately."

gwendemarco commented on 'Homophobe' Sarah Palin Draws Further Fire From Pap-Slugging Pundit Lindsay Lohan

"Can we kill the internets now?"