fishwife commented on Whoa--Who Raped The Coreys?

"Has anybody ever seen Corey Feldman and Liev Schreiber in the same place at the same time?"

fishwife commented on Angelina Jolie: 'The Moment I Realized Brad Had Interests, I Knew I Had To Carry His Love-Children'

"Shiloh Pitt is a spoonerism!"

fishwife commented on Comeback Kid John Cusack Wants A Word With Defamer

"John, marry me and then Joan can be my sister-in-law."

fishwife commented on And now, a very important

"Stop, I can't breathe."

fishwife commented on One More Thing

"Turk to Dr Kelso : "Why would you make jokes about my diabetes??"Dr Kelso: "Because it's a very serious illness and I don't like you very much.""

fishwife commented on Brits Still Obsessed With Heather Mills

"Not sure if dumping a waterjug over your husband's lawyer's head is the act of a martyred and misunderstood ex, but with those evil starey eyes and spittle-flecked lips I barely have to TRY to hate her..."

fishwife commented on Banksy Unmasked?

"@Multiphasic: How does ANYBODY know what Stephen Hawking thinks?"

fishwife commented on So, We're Going To Do The Sequel, Right? I Really Like Being In Movies That People Actually See

"He IS a golden god, he IS."

fishwife commented on I Know This Guy's A Liar Cause He Said He Saw 'Leatherheads'

"@Old No.7: It's "The Hustle" !"

fishwife commented on Amy Adams Will Have You Know That This Haircut Was Not Her Call

"Sorry, isn't that Macaulay Culkin?"

fishwife commented on Jonah Hill Is Workin' on His Fitness!

"..."

fishwife commented on Here is a Plane Crashing into a Crowd of Germans

"@SarahHeartburn: Or "Britney to Divorce!!" or "Amy Winehouse In Police Custody".."

fishwife commented on Reader Roundup

""Baps", it has to be "baps"."

fishwife commented on One More Thing

""Ooooooooooooooooooooh alouett-uh, gentil aloett-uh...""

fishwife commented on Lou Reed's Secret Wedding Called 'Stunning Return to Form'

"Oh SUPER, man."

fishwife commented on Especially Perez Hilton

"Wow, I don't care if she's gay or straight, I just want her to be the bitchy girl who goes aaround with me headbutting everyone I take exception to."

fishwife commented on 'Prom Night' Butchers Keanu Reeves on Slow Weekend at the Movies

"@jasonelias: That mask IS Keanu Reeves."

fishwife commented on Tom Cruise Wants Katie Holmes To Find New, Non Spice Girl Friends

"Maybe she could just make everyone happy and eat Tom?"