enriquez the water bottle commented on How Marketers Trick Your Secretary Into Opening Fax Spam Floodgates

"@Zimorodok: I'd sometimes like to mess with them, but usually I'd get too annoyed."

enriquez the water bottle commented on How Marketers Trick Your Secretary Into Opening Fax Spam Floodgates

"@BlondeGrlz: What's great about my current job is that we don't even have a copier, just an all-in-one printer."

enriquez the water bottle commented on How Marketers Trick Your Secretary Into Opening Fax Spam Floodgates

"Another crazy scam that I dealt with at work before involved copy toner."

enriquez the water bottle commented on Killjoy Aaron Eckhart Settles at Least One Scurrilous 'Batman 3' Casting Rumor

"the only villains left who could be done realistically are the Riddler, Catwoman, and Poison Ivy. If all three aren't in the third one, then probably Riddler and Catwoman."

enriquez the water bottle commented on Robert Downey Jr. Falls Deeper Down The Mustache Hole

"Bronson, but judging by that pose, a constipated Bronson."

enriquez the water bottle commented on Perhaps you've been watching

"Thicke wants to be on the mag's cover and was politely rebuffed."

enriquez the water bottle commented on What The Dark Knight's $500 Million Means

"@ArthurPDragon: Why is that so funny?"

enriquez the water bottle commented on And Now, A Word on Sarah Palin From Noted Political Pundit Lindsay Lohan

"Wow, this is remarkably lucid. We sure this isn't Lindsay Lohan of Peoria, IL?"

enriquez the water bottle commented on Disappointed 'Disaster Movie' Viewer Puts the 'P' In 'Multiplex'

"@Fry_Bread_Power: Whenever the release date for that is, mark it down."

enriquez the water bottle commented on Disappointed 'Disaster Movie' Viewer Puts the 'P' In 'Multiplex'

"Why pee on the floor?"

enriquez the water bottle commented on Friday Consumerist Flickr Pool Finds

"Go Charlie."

enriquez the water bottle commented on Small in Japan: It was bound

""Japanese movie fans expect such films to be fun and action-packed," Well, it's at least action-packed, and I had fun. "for the hero to be attractive," Bale is in no way ugly. "for the villain to be loud and outrageous," A cackling clown and a half-burnt attorney aren't enough? "and for the movie itself to be easy to understand and light." Audition?"

enriquez the water bottle commented on First 'Burn After Reading' Reviews Suggest It's Either Brilliant Or Crap

"@Huge Tracts of Land: Wow, that was brutal."

enriquez the water bottle commented on In Young Hollywood, You're Only As Big As Your Xbox Live Gamerscore

"@CharlieChu: Yeah, but where's "Irritating Stick?""

enriquez the water bottle commented on Take it From its Director: 'Babylon A.D.' Sucks

"@denominator: Vin Diesel : Iron Giant :: Lindsay Lohan : Mean Girls"

enriquez the water bottle commented on Cher as Catwoman: The Cat's Meow or a Hissable Idea?

"@Little Mintz Sunshine: Nah, Eartha Kitt still probably has a bit of dignity left."

enriquez the water bottle commented on Cher as Catwoman: The Cat's Meow or a Hissable Idea?

""He wants to her to portray her like a vamp in her twilight years." In that case, just use Newmar."

enriquez the water bottle commented on Marilyn Manson Breaks Up All Hopes Of A Limp Bizkit Reunion

"@Dead Air ummm Dead Air: Where the hell is Serena now, anyway?"