<![CDATA[Comments from dumbwater]]> <![CDATA[Comments from dumbwater]]> <![CDATA[dumbwater commented on Bill Maher's <i>Religulous</i>]]> @ronaldpagan:
I don't see him as sexist at all unless people are referring to his pro-prostitution stance. In which case, said people are probably feminazis.

]]> <![CDATA[dumbwater commented on The Family Of Man]]> *"MORE HARD HITTING JOURNALISM FROM GAWKER. A+ "

]]> <![CDATA[dumbwater commented on The Family Of Man]]> @DrNick:
Actually, if you read further into Williamsboard you would see that most threads are pretty funny. But apparently Gawker is having a slow day and a picture thread as boring as that is newsworthy.

MORE HARD HITTING JOURNALISM FROM GAWKER. A+

]]> <![CDATA[dumbwater commented on Williamsburg Activity Guide Leaves Off 'Hating Everyone']]> Williamsburg hates this article fyi!

]]> <![CDATA[dumbwater commented on Anderson Cooper Hits On Democratic Operative]]> All of their laughing, Anderson's, the other two guys'... I can't think of anything remotely clever to say so I'll play it safe with: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

]]> <![CDATA[dumbwater clipped Anderson Cooper Hits On Democratic Operative]]> <![CDATA[dumbwater commented on Who is the "Jewish Carrie" in This Week's Sex Diaries?]]> Are you kidding me? I love Sex Diaries. I read one where a girl was talking about having sex with her boyfriend in the shower on a Sunday morning because they were "godless heathens." Or the people who are living unfortunate lives in Harlem as single parents and have sleazy significant others! It's great shit!

]]> <![CDATA[dumbwater commented on "Public Fighting is For Everybody"--Even Hipsters]]> Those aren't hipsters, those are From First to Last listening, Jared Leto idolizing, multicoloured hair sporting dildodouches who didn't get the memo about white stud belts and girl jeans being fucking lame. To put it simply: Those boys listen to screamo music.

]]> <![CDATA[dumbwater commented on Booze, Blow, and Bush: A Love Story]]> OH MY GOD PEOPLE DOING DRUGS/!!!!!!!!!!!!!112

]]> <![CDATA[dumbwater commented on Worst Overshare Anywhere Ever]]> Whereas this is, indeed, fucking disgusting, I think the post where she talks about her "juice running down his face" repulsed me more.

I'm definitely "sexually liberal" but there is a line AND SHE CROSSED IT.

]]> <![CDATA[dumbwater commented on Anonymous Blog Commenter Worthy Of Cover Story]]> NYM's covers always excite me and then I end up being disappointed at the awful articles. The article about suicide tourism in the Hyper Design issue a couple of weeks ago was the first good NYM article I'd read in... who knows how long. But do I regret paying $20 a year for 50someodd issues with interesting covers? Absolutely not.

They're mastered the eyecatching, attractive cover. Now they just need to work on, you know, the writing.

]]> <![CDATA[dumbwater commented on The Muppets Take <i>Manhattan</i>]]> Brilliant.

]]> <![CDATA[dumbwater commented on Old Tyme-y Apple Ads]]>

Dov Charney?

]]> <![CDATA[dumbwater commented on The Real Jeff Spicoli]]> I lost my virginity to him.

]]> <![CDATA[dumbwater commented on Weezer's Music Video Full Of Web Stars]]> "Hey dude, do you think that if we like, asked Leave Britney Alone boy and Chocolate Rain kid and some of those other fat losers if they want to be in our music video they would do it?"
"Probably. Shit. Message them. Wait, wait, wait, let's make a private video to send to prove we are ferreal."

]]> <![CDATA[dumbwater commented on Mr. Right Iz Here, Ladies]]> This is like the third article I've seen on Williamsboard before Gawker. Ze fuck?

]]> <![CDATA[dumbwater commented on This Week In Tabloids: You Know Things Are Bad When The Cellulite Issue Hits Stands]]> @Cfredl54:
Aw, c'mon. He's a nice dude, and he hates them just as much as you and I!

]]> <![CDATA[dumbwater commented on This Week In Tabloids: You Know Things Are Bad When The Cellulite Issue Hits Stands]]> Oh man, Conor hates Pete. I made sure to alert him of the news though.

Me: CONOR CHECK OUT WHAT I JUST READ ON JEZEBEL "At Ashlee Simpson's wedding to Pete Wentz, the couple's first dance music was "First Day Of My Life" by Bright Eyes."
Him: oh my god. i want to die!
Me: baby i'm so sorry, and i will feed you cake the next time i see you because this is worse than a puppy dying
Him: ugh my heart hurts.

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]]> <![CDATA[dumbwater clipped Obama Less Polite, Increasingly Real]]> <![CDATA[dumbwater clipped Master Subway Poster Artist Shows His Oeuvre]]> <![CDATA[dumbwater clipped Master Subway Poster Artist Shows His Oeuvre]]> <![CDATA[dumbwater clipped Master Subway Poster Artist Shows His Oeuvre]]> <![CDATA[dumbwater clipped Master Subway Poster Artist Shows His Oeuvre]]> <![CDATA[dumbwater clipped Master Subway Poster Artist Shows His Oeuvre]]> <![CDATA[dumbwater commented on Marc Jacobs Employee Steals Himself a Raise]]> Or maybe with something this high end, it would be dicks...

]]> <![CDATA[dumbwater commented on Marc Jacobs Employee Steals Himself a Raise]]> Whose dick do I need to suck to get a job at Marc Jacobs?

]]> <![CDATA[dumbwater clipped Neat Food Sculptures]]> <![CDATA[dumbwater commented on BREAKING: New Yorkers Say 'Fuck' A Lot]]> @famousauthor:
Fucking Mormon.

]]> <![CDATA[dumbwater commented on Newest Disaster Also Not Miley Cyrus' Fault]]> "These facial expressions and that beard." Does that even grammatically make sense? I hate myself.

]]> <![CDATA[dumbwater commented on Newest Disaster Also Not Miley Cyrus' Fault]]> Dev-Nat probably have so much fun and I'm not just talking sexually. I mean come on, look at these facial expressions and that beard:

]]> <![CDATA[dumbwater commented on From Paul Janka's Ex]]> May 10th is teh Total boners-from-html-lessons Day at GAWKER ! srsly!

]]> <![CDATA[dumbwater commented on From Paul Janka's Ex]]> I always get the name "Paul Janka" confused with Jenkem, that "drug" which entails trashy high school kids inhaling their own fermented shit. But hey, Jenkem, Janka, I guess they're in the same league.

]]> <![CDATA[dumbwater commented on I Love Your Smile]]> A friend? That's fucking Kendall to you, Mr. Mark Graham.

]]> <![CDATA[dumbwater commented on Learnin']]> At least they got The Harbor School from The OC.

I know most people hate their private school, but that's because they go to all boys or all girls Catholic schools. Or Horace Mann. My friend went to The Henderson International School in Las Vegas and it's pretty similar to The Harbor School. And what I hear of Columbia Gram & Prep puts it in that league too. The son I will never have is going to CGPS because I'm all about kids having fun.

]]> <![CDATA[dumbwater commented on Why Does Alex McCord Keep Being Naked?]]> Alex McCord is undoubtedly one of the most unfortunate and unattractive people I've ever had the displeasure of seeing.

If someone can point me in Alex's direction so that I bump into her, I will definitely acknowledge her with "Hey, I know you! You're from Real Housewives! You're the ugly one with atrocious teeth and mountain man hair! Wazzzzzzzzup!"

]]> <![CDATA[dumbwater commented on Mike Lacey's Racial Slur Caught On Tape]]> My parents read the East Valley Tribune and my shitty friends from high school who went to ASU or SCC because they are too dumb to aspire to anything probably read New Times because it's hip and everywhere in Tempe. Christ, I fucking hate Phoenix. Or the entire state of Arizona for that matter.

]]> <![CDATA[dumbwater commented on It's 10pm. Are Your Housewives at Taco Night?]]> François is great. I already know how his life is going to pan out. He's going to go by Frank, move out at 16, live with his friends and play in a heavily-influenced-by-Pavement band while smoking a lot of weed, fucking a lot of girls, and referring to his dad as "Captain Fag" and France as "The Fagland." As a matter of fact, I think Frank Van Kempten is going to be the year 2020 hipster scene's Kids Meal. I've got a lot of faith for him. He was lucky enough not to pick up on Alex and Simon's butt fucking ugly genes and he's already refusing to participate in their pretentious twatfuckery. Hi-5, Frank. Hi-5.

]]> <![CDATA[dumbwater commented on Whenever I Feel Like Starving Myself, I Just Look At "1 Cup Of Oatmeal With Brown Sugar.doc"]]> Jezebel is an entirely different world for my Gawker reading self but. . . regarding the Marc Bouwer comments: Marc Bouwer is not an asshole in the least bit. That is all.

]]> <![CDATA[dumbwater commented on One More Thing]]> On second thought, those pictures don't depict Kevin Barnes' willing to get freaky/be androgynous as well as I'd hoped because his peter is making an appearance.

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