<![CDATA[Comments from dluvvly]]> <![CDATA[Comments from dluvvly]]> <![CDATA[dluvvly commented on Stephen Baldwin Will Leave The Country If Barack Obama Becomes President!]]> We're still waiting for Barbra Streisand and Susan Sarandon to leave because George Bush was elected. Twice. And they said they would leave both times.

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<![CDATA[dluvvly commented on Well, If T.R. Likes It, Then I'm Buying It]]> "Joshua and I," not "Joshua and myself."

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<![CDATA[dluvvly commented on C-Listers Reveal Their Scarily Obsessive Weight Loss Methods]]> Are regular, non-celebrity, normal-weight persons allowed here?

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<![CDATA[dluvvly commented on Gas Is Even Too Expensive For Famous People]]> "her family has had to tighten up the purse strings in light of the recent gas crunch?"

Is that because of the $12 million she made on Winged Creatures or the $14.5 million from Nothing But the Truth? Or maybe it wasn't enough millions from the 10 or 20 movies prior to that?

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<![CDATA[dluvvly commented on I'm Just So Busy These Days. What I Really Need Is A Vacation]]> Hey defamer, how about telling us who the subject of "The Bullpen" is on the front page so we don't have to click on the boring ones?

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<![CDATA[dluvvly commented on We don’t know about you,]]> The height of Courtney Cox's career was when she played Alex P. Keaton's girlfriend on "Family Ties."

Then she played Michael P. Keaton's girlfriend in real life, and it was all downhill after that.

She was by far the weakest link on "Friends," turning in one abysmal performance after another, shouting her lines with the hope that saying them louder would somehow make her funny.

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<![CDATA[dluvvly commented on After All These Years, Debra Winger Still Can't Stand Shirley MacLaine's Guts]]> That's okay, we never have been able to stand Debra Winger's guts.

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<![CDATA[dluvvly commented on Grim Reports Have Paul Newman Diagnosed with Terminal Lung Cancer]]> "Terminal lung cancer" in an 83-year-old man, smoker or non-smoker, is not such a shocker. Everyone remembers Paul Newman from his glory days, which were decades ago. We don't realize these people are getting old. Eighty three is a very long life, and all we can hope for is that he lives out his remaining days in comfort.

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<![CDATA[dluvvly commented on Heeeeeeeeeeere's Bankruptcy! Broke Ed McMahon Keeps a Positive Outlook While Creditors Loom]]> I certainly don't want someone like Ed to be homeless, but how about lowering your budget to something you can afford? Is that ever a consideration?

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<![CDATA[dluvvly commented on MTV Plans 'Hills' Spin-Off With Everyone's Most Forgettable Character]]> Don't forget, "where are we going-guh?" "I'm running late for work-guh" and "I need another drink-guh."

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<![CDATA[dluvvly commented on Mary Kate Finally Admits To 'Elle' That There's Trouble Brewing In Pint-Size Twin Land]]> Thank you to Defamer for capturing what I have always said about the Olsen twins on "Full House."

It is unbelievable that in a country of 300 million people, and a planet of 7 billion, that "Full House" represents the best that there could be in 'tween entertainment of its time. The same for "Saved by the Bell." And the Olsens were the absolute worst of it.

It's got to be the Hollywood gatekeepers keeping everyone else out, because how else could you explain such crap getting onto television, then and now, when there is so much real talent out there.

With talent out there like "The Sopranos" or "Friday Night Lights," how can shows like "According to Jim" or "Cavemen" even get past a script reader, much less on primetime television?

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<![CDATA[dluvvly commented on Spike Lee Refuses To Shut His Face For 'Angry Old Man' Clint Eastwood]]> He didn't say they didn't fight at Iwo Jima or that they were insignificant or did not exist, he said they didn't participate in the flag-raising, which is true.

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<![CDATA[dluvvly commented on You're A Loser If You're Not Going Green!]]> We "went green" in the 1970s, everyone drove small cars and turned their house down to 65° in the winter. Back then they called it the energy crisis. After a few years everyone forgot about it and cars and houses got bigger than ever. We didn't have Hummers and Escalades back then. So when the Hollywood assholes stop wasting their energy with their private planes and 20,000 sq. ft. houses and caravans of SUVs, I'll consider doing the same.

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<![CDATA[dluvvly commented on Farmer Wants A Wife, Not A Toilet-Mouth]]> Watch enough Ben Stiller/Jason Lee/Owen Wilson movies and the whole country will be toilet-mouthed.

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<![CDATA[dluvvly commented on Absolut Hunk Explains Why 'SATC' Tracks So Weakly On Mars]]> Why has Hurley not lost any weight during 4 years on an island eating fish and twigs? Couldn't they have dropped him down the elevator shaft at the beginning of season 2 for not losing weight and kept the blonde girl instead?

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<![CDATA[dluvvly commented on Defamer Presents The 25 Least Funny People In America]]> Least funny: Put me down for Ben Stiller, Bob Saget, Steve Carrell, Molly Shannon, Will Ferrell (who somehow keeps getting away with doing the same movie over and over again), Michael Richards, Garry Marshall, Adam Sandler, Sarah Silverman, Jason Lee, Larry David, Amy Poehler, Rachel Dratch (sorry, aren't they the same person?), Jay Mohr...

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<![CDATA[dluvvly commented on DUCKY! I Love You, Man!]]> Good thing it was Cryer and not Charlie Sheen - he might have reciprocated.

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<![CDATA[dluvvly commented on New Jay Mohr Sitcom Funnier Than Tourette's Humor]]> Oh dear God.

Jay Mohr needs to go on that same magical island (i.e., away from the rest of us) with Bob Saget and 'E' from "Entourage."

If any writer ever has a hard time selling a series, have him look at this. Better yet, show it to the network executive who is saying no.

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<![CDATA[dluvvly commented on The Finale Of 'The Hills': 'Imagine Everything You've Seen And Then Completely Unimagine It']]> Have we decided whether this is even the same 'Justin Bobby' as last year? I don't see any resemblance.

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<![CDATA[dluvvly commented on Ryan, I'm Like Charmin ... Don't Squeeze Me]]> Oh Mandy.

Actually looks like Clay Aiken having a feel.

And Los Feliz girl, are you saying she lives in Los Feliz now? Because last I knew she lived at Point Dume in Malibu, and she's from Lake Mary, Florida. Talk about yer hick towns.

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<![CDATA[dluvvly commented on Kim Cattrall Pulls A Britney And Parties Barefoot In London, Reveals Freaky Feet]]> She's an old lady, with old lady feet. Everything else has already been replaced.

Has anyone asked the question, why is a film based in New York, about New York, where New York is supposedly "the fifth character" premiering in London? What a snub.

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<![CDATA[dluvvly commented on So, You Wanna, Like, French After This Take?]]> 'Tis a far better thing we would have without Turtle or 'E'.

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<![CDATA[dluvvly commented on Investigating The Miley Cyrus 'Topless' Photo Scandal: Career-Ender Or Standard Starlet Move?]]> How long until the nude Elizabeth Hasselback photos and/or sex tape make their way to the Internets? And at what age?

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<![CDATA[dluvvly commented on Jamie Lynn Spears Might Be Pregnant, But She Refuses To Be Barefoot]]> Apparently Disney or whoever owns the Zoey franchise now found a way around the not-a-role-model-anymore dilemma.

They're advertising some kind of "Zoey is back" TV movie, presumably all grown up and allowed to live a "Sex and the City" lifestyle now.

This would have had to have been shot before she started showing, so it looks like the Jamie-Lynn PR machine was fast on the uptake while the rest of us were swallowing our gum on the news of her pregnancy.

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<![CDATA[dluvvly commented on Katherine Heigl Enforces Her Strict No Looking At Her Uggs Policy]]> What a f***ing bitch. The more I read about this tramp the less I like her.

Women have been wearing Uggs in LA for almost 20 years now, the women on soap operas wear terry cloth bedroom slippers because they never show their feet. Who cares?

btw, Melissa Joan Hart was once a real hottie, and for quite a while had the best boobs on television.

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<![CDATA[dluvvly commented on Gary Busey: Lucid As Bat Guano]]> Warner Brothers apparently claimed copyright violation and had the cartoon images removed for awhile. However, any copyright to these images would have expired long ago, under either the old copyright act or the current one. Now there is a "terms of use violation" notice on YouTube, which probably refers to something about being racially offensive in their terms of use.

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<![CDATA[dluvvly commented on Arousing Mariah Carey Cover Elicits Standing O From 'Idol' Judge Randy Jackson's Pants]]> Shortly after the premature ouster of Kristy Lee Cook in favor of the completely un-talented Brooke White, all of Kristy's videos were quickly pulled from YouTube.

White's are still there. She is destined to become the next forgettable Taylor Hicks.

Also, Kristy had a long pre-Idol contract with Arista Nashville (Carrie Underwood's label) and released several CDs and music videos with them. She may still be with them, but I heard she was not.

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<![CDATA[dluvvly commented on Whatchu Talkin' Bout, Hurley?]]> My question is, why hasn't Hurley lost any weight in 4 years or whatever it's been on a deserted island with no heavy food?

The Tom Hanks movie did a good job of showing what might happen to someone who went from a hearty American diet to barely existing on scarce, low fat food from the middle of nowhere. He went from fat and puffy to lean and wiry. Hurley would at least drop down to normal size.

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<![CDATA[dluvvly commented on Well, If This Acting Thing Doesn't Work Out, I Can Always Go Pro]]> Warning to Anne Hathaway: there will be hell to pay for that "attractive WNBA" comment.

And I hate, hate, hate when women refer to themselves as attractive, no matter how attractive they actually are. It's the most boorish of behavior.

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<![CDATA[dluvvly commented on 1980s LA Restaurants With Staying Power]]>

Now we're back to my era of fame and fortune in Hollywood (let me warn all of you in this 2000s decade, it's a long way up but it's a way longer way down!). To give you an idea: I drove a 1988 500SL in 1988, now I drive an '05 Mazda. I'd be better off if I had kept the car from '88.

And I remember many of these restaurants well. Except "The Grill on the Alley" was just "The Grill," with its $25 Caesar salad (which I see cost even less now), Kate Mantilini was where everything happened after 11pm (or on Sunday morning when the cast of "thirtysomething" would usually show up; great spinach pancakes, too).

There was also Coyote with their pre-CPK barbeque chicken pizza hidden away in the Hollywood Hills, Thai Dishes, Anthony's and Baja Cantina in Malibu (not to mention "The Sandcastle" on Paradise Cove with their $5 dinner specials. I also remember Stepps downtown that had this great foccacia bread.

I remember when I first got to LA and saw that a burger at Hamburger Hamlet (now used as a joke on "Entourage") was over $8 (sitting next to Michael Keaton out with Courtney Cox when she still had talent, that shows you how long ago this was), I about fell out of my chair. Now if burgers are under $8 I wonder what's wrong with them.

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<![CDATA[dluvvly commented on 'Leatherheads' Fumbles During Opening Weekend, Casting Doubt On Clooney's Bankability]]> Clooney's bankability is all in his leather head. I hope someone didn't say that already, I didn't stop to read the other comments.

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<![CDATA[dluvvly commented on Jamie Lynn Spears Spends 17th Birthday At Wal-Mart, And We Forgive Her]]> Still amazingly adorable. I suppose that will change with a screaming baby on her arm.

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<![CDATA[dluvvly commented on 'Gossip Girl' P.A. Swings For The Fences]]> Is that even Leighton Meester? It doesn't look anything like her. And who was she last year? This PA could be the next Brandon Walsh on the new "90210" a year from now for all we know, and this Rachel Bilson-wannabe will be bringing him Diet Cokes.

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<![CDATA[dluvvly commented on Mmmm, Astro Burgers]]> At least we have a star for "Homer Simpson: The Musical."

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<![CDATA[dluvvly commented on 'Idol' Gives Back ... To Itself?]]> I'm glad to see this article, it is disgraceful for this show to try to shame the huge number of regular Americans in the $30,000 to $90,000 range to give money to these charities when they themselves don't give enormous sums representing very small percentages of their own incomes.

And then for the money to not even make it to its charitable purpose, as the audit states. I hope no one gives one penny this year.

How many American donations does that $700,000 car of Simon's represent? Not to mention the $20 million house he just picked up in Beverly Hills.

It's one thing to make a lot of money and spend it on luxuries like that, and I really don't mind that, but then to ask other people of far more modest means (like a fraction of one percent) to give money to your charity and call it "giving back?"

What do we have to give back? We're just sitting home watching the show, buying products from your advertisers. You are the ones making all the big bucks.

Give back your own damn money if it's so f'ing important to you. We need ours to buy things, like electricity, water, gasoline, food, medicine, taxes...

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<![CDATA[dluvvly commented on Gun Champion and Sometimes Actor Charlton Heston Dead at 83]]> While I agree with the poster who pointed out that the right doesn't dance on the graves of the left when they die, it is not ironic.

Finding out God is an ape, however, would be.

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<![CDATA[dluvvly commented on Katherine Heigl Doesn't Understand Why Any Guy, Gay Or Straight, Wouldn't Want Her]]> Sandra Oh, Amy Winehouse and Brooke Shields are currently three of the ugliest women in Hollywood, so it's just good reporting. Heigl seems to be quite ugly on the inside. Divorce prediction: 2008-09.

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<![CDATA[dluvvly commented on Stop David Letterman if You've Heard This One Before (Hint: You Have)]]> Yes April Fool's week is definitely it. They wouldn't make a mistake like that, there's 100 people working on that show.

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<![CDATA[dluvvly commented on Matthew Perry's Latest Flirting Technique Includes 'Elephant Penis' Jokes]]> How did the last person know who Randall Kleiser was on sight, or what he had directed?

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<![CDATA[dluvvly commented on The Kathie Lee Gifford Comeback No One Wanted Is Almost Here!]]> Actually there should be about 50% Hollywood libs and 50% Hasselback conservatives (though not necessarily born again), which represents the split of the American population.

99.999% libs in media and entertainment just because that's who that business is composed of is wrong, half the country is being ignored in programming, commentary and news coverage.

In radio, it's the opposite, all conservative, but in that case libs don't seem to be able to get enough ratings to stay on the air, they've tried again and again.

But however you slice it, Kathie Lee Gifford is the wrong choice for anything, this decade or any other.

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