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"It was a total accident."

decoitous commented on Hamiltonmania, Rick Reilly On Race, And Chase Utley Tells New York Fans Where To Shove It

"I rewatched the tape this AM, and I'm convinced that wasn't Chase Utley."

decoitous commented on Jelena Jankovic Gets Proactive About That Not-So-Fresh Feeling

"Will those panties be available later on EBay, or does one have to go to Tokyo and buy them out of a vending machine?"

decoitous commented on Manny Ramirez: Still The Lovable Scamp Of Fenway

"I'm just incredulous that Terry Francona hasn't benched this goofball yet this season."

decoitous commented on Guttenberg's Got Five Reasons Why The 'Police Academy' Movies Rule

"HASBEEN SMASH!!!!!!"

decoitous commented on Bill Conlin's Sensitivity Once Again Called Into Question

"I blame the public school system..."

decoitous commented on Crying! Shitting! Stripping! Please Share Your Most Undignified Day At The Office

"My first job out of college -- needed the experience and I learned a helluva lot, but the owner of the company was a complete..."

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"Diamond Payments Are Forever."

decoitous commented on Former Major Leaguer Killed By Lightning, As We Are Left To Ponder, WTF?

"Obligatory "Burned By The High Heat"."

decoitous commented on Fun At the Preakness

"Its been 15 long years since I last braved the infield mayhem at the Preakness."

decoitous commented on Next On 'Tyra': Dr. Drew's Drunken Slut Intervention!

"Did they have any information on where I can MEET these drunken sluts?"

decoitous commented on What Clinton's People Really Think About Indiana

"[Insert Hoosier Outrage Here]"

decoitous commented on Closing Out This Bissinger Business

"Yeah uh..."

decoitous commented on The Bissinger Fall Out

"Bissinger represents everything I loathe about sports talk radio. Seriously."

decoitous commented on You Know It's Baseball Season When Fat Yanks-Red Sox Fans Are Killing Each Other

"I'm sure that the Pope never expected this kind of passion."

decoitous commented on Not Now, Sweetie -- Daddy Needs To Repair His Image

""Honey."

decoitous commented on The NCAA Tournament, Like Everything Else, Is Run By Larry Brown

"Has anyone else been watching the painful ESPN coverage of this event."

decoitous commented on Milwaukee's Tailgaters Highly Evolved In All Things Toilet-Related

"Reminds me of the 700 Level bathrooms at the Vet."