Eitan commented on More Details, Dates Leak on T-Mobile's 3G Rollout Calendar

"@theMOE: New York State. @kickace: Missouri. Glad to be of help."

Eitan commented on Gizmodo At E3 2008: What Do You Want To See?

"4G iPhone!"

Eitan commented on Remove Stains from a MacBook with Toothpaste

"Friendly warning: Using non-Apple brand toothpaste might void your warranty."

Eitan commented on Sarah Silverman Is Fucking Matt Damon

"Matt's cheating on me?!"

Eitan commented on Unnecessary: Spending $11,000 on a Coffee Machine

"Um, the automatic espresso machines at Starbucks cost just as much."

Eitan commented on Take Your Best Driver's License Photo Ever

"Actors get Polaroids taken at every single commercial audition (not 100% sure why as they're about to video tape you)."

Eitan commented on If Apple Designed a Flashlight...

"Too many easy Apple jokes to make."

Eitan commented on Help A Craigslister Land Some A-List Talent, Earn Yourself $25,000

"@nick_r: I wish."

Eitan commented on Help A Craigslister Land Some A-List Talent, Earn Yourself $25,000

"Damn, I'm not on the list."

Eitan commented on Report: Wealth And Fame Not Necessarily Conducive To Total Happiness

" As a married, ugly and poor starving actor I have nothing but sympathy for these girls."