cinerama commented on Even The Lure Of Christie Brinkley In The Next Room Won't Prevent This Man From Jerking Off To Internet Porn

"@Xylo: Too true."

cinerama commented on Even The Lure Of Christie Brinkley In The Next Room Won't Prevent This Man From Jerking Off To Internet Porn

"(Oh, and not to be sexist, I'm sure there's more than one woman who hasn't been able to get any from their hot stud of a husband either; it wasn't just Charlotte on SatC…)"

cinerama commented on Even The Lure Of Christie Brinkley In The Next Room Won't Prevent This Man From Jerking Off To Internet Porn

"Just playing Devil's Advocate here (and not the Keanu Reeves film) - how do we know that Christie Brinkley even allows anyone to touch her? Everyone just assumes that being married to a hot model means super-hot sex all the time."

cinerama commented on Dave And Teri: A Love Story

"It's great to see Teri again, and her banter with Dave proves she hasn't lost one bit of what has always made her so special. I was always upset Spielberg had her play such a bi*ch in CE3K."

cinerama commented on Spike Lee Refuses To Shut His Face For 'Angry Old Man' Clint Eastwood

"Next up, Spike will take Tom Hanks to task for not including black soldiers as main characters in Band of Brothers because hey, it doesn't matter whether there were any Black soliders in Easy Company or not, they were in Europe somewhere so it was just racism that prevented Hanks from casting a black man as Winters. It would be funny if it weren't so very likely a future comment from Lee, and even worse, that if so cornered Hanks probably would apologize."

cinerama commented on Hollywood Privacywatch: Jeffrey Tambor's Enema-Filled Evening

"Seeing Larry King in BH? Can't you just stake out Nate & Al's on any given Sunday?"

cinerama commented on It's Like Yeah, Lindsay's Sister, She's Fine

"You really need to go back and add an additional sound effect every time she says "I mean…""

cinerama commented on Even Hours of Instant Messaging Can't Help Us Make Sense of 'Indiana Jones 4'

"I'm so glad I wasn't at Cannes. People "live blogging" on cell phones or other devices during a film festival showing? The next person I catch texting during a film will have to pick up their 117 pieces of cell phone when the lights come back up."

cinerama commented on Swinging With Indy

"ROTFL. Whomever made the Indy clip has way too much time on their hands. Must be an effects person who's unemployed because new green lights are delayed pending a SAG agreement."

cinerama commented on The Wachowskis Still in Hiding as 'Speed Racer' Circles the Drain

"Am I the only one who, upon having seen the teasers and trailers, has absolutely no desire whatsoever to see this film? This from someone who used to run home from school each day to be able to catch the last 20 minutes of the cartoon."

cinerama commented on Katie Holmes's Weird Sonogram Issues, And Other Tom & Oprah Highlights

"I'm so glad Scientology honors other religions. Too bad Hubbard's Scientology documents call Christ a child molester."

cinerama commented on Tom Cruise Sends Katie Holmes To Scientology's Version Of Guantanamo

"Were Scientology any other religion, the federal government would have raided their "camps" by now for investigation of abuse. Perhaps this is a Stepford Wives (the good one, not the fetid pile of cr*p with Nicole Kidman) type of scenario; Katie's been acting a little too independent of late, so she must be replaced by a new, improved model that spends less time running marathons and lunching with other celebrity wives and more time raising Tom's spawn locked in his Telluride facili, er, home."

cinerama commented on The Force Is Strong In This Nerd Screaming At Briefcases

"Paramount finally jumps into Blu-Ray by bringing us long-awaited first-tier titles like Bee Movie and Next?!?! Why do I sense far too many execs on Melrose are still licking their HD DVD wounds?"

cinerama commented on John Cusack Disaster Reaffirms Iraq Films' Special Place in America's Heart

"If he wants to play a hitman so badly, why can't we have that long-rumored Grosse Pointe Blank sequel already?"

cinerama commented on Fear And Loathing In Palm Springs With Former 'CSI' Star Gary Dourdan

"Looks like we now all know what the "personal problem" the producers booted him off CSI for is."

cinerama commented on Investigating The Miley Cyrus 'Topless' Photo Scandal: Career-Ender Or Standard Starlet Move?

"Are Billy Ray and Miley's publicity folks really so daft as to not know that this would be the ultimate outcome of Leibovitz' suggestions? Further, "take your clothes off and here's a sheet" should have been a slight clue. Bottom line is it's not surprising Leibovitz posed these photos, but the question is, art or not, why they agreed to them. Unless this is just the latest PR move to keep her empire rolling in dough so she can make the jump from Disney star to "real" actress in Hollywood."

cinerama commented on Yoko Ono to Compete in Special Courtroom Episode of 'Win Ben Stein's Money'

"Let's see, what is Yoko suing for: "Imagine there's no Heaven."

cinerama commented on Unlikely $3 Million Man Ben Stein Arrives As New Great White Hope For Conservatives

"Not even allowing Intelligent Design to be brought up in the face of mounting evidence that life on Earth is a random event is what's truly moronic. Do a little research as to what is involved in even a single cell. Then ask yourself if the hundreds of proteins necessary for its existence, if the structure of DNA strands, are likely to have just come together by random chance. Some people think that Earth was "seeded" by extraterrestrials, but even that is in some ways easier to buy than the theory that something as incredibly complex as life, let alone much more complex forms of life, formed simply through the process of natural selection. I don't care if you believe in a God, Great Spaghetti Monster or whatever, that shouldn't stop anyone from being able to bring up the point that Darwin's theories have huge holes you could pass planets through. But bring up any of this and you're instantly a religious freak. What are scientists afraid of that they're unwiling to even allow scientists who see there are big holes in Darwinism to speak their minds on the subject?"