burn_this_into_your_brains commented on Why Tom Cruise Is To Blame For Katie Holmes' Box Office Failure On Broadway

"the film itself wasn't too shabby... (!!!!!)"

burn_this_into_your_brains commented on Is 20th Century Fox Already Cooling On M. Night Shyamalan's 'The Happening'?

"Needs more Simon Pegg."

burn_this_into_your_brains commented on Strike-Hobbled Awards Shows Brace For A Bleak, Banterless Future

"If they can promise a drunken Harrison AND an adorably inebriated Shia, I'm definitely tuning in!"

burn_this_into_your_brains commented on Rebecca Romijn is a publicist's

"So does that mean that James Spader talks about his love of eggs on every show or was that just that once on Conan?"

burn_this_into_your_brains commented on Jane Seymour's Dance Partner Not Exactly An Accredited Grief Counselor

"Maybe the wedding's a nightmarish dream sequence?"

burn_this_into_your_brains commented on Softballed Baldwins, Homeless Chairys, and Mannish-Woman Types

"Men Who Look Like Old Lesbians..."

burn_this_into_your_brains commented on Vin Diesel's Career Feeling A Little Pitchy

"Ahh, So this is THR's "bald men mixup" they were teasing on Good Day LA this morning."

burn_this_into_your_brains commented on A Kiefer-In-Peril Round-Up

"We need an hour-by-hour breakdown of EVERY day in Kiefer's life!"

burn_this_into_your_brains commented on Judge Orders Britney Spears To Get Drug Testing, Parenting Lessons

"Hallelujah!"

burn_this_into_your_brains commented on Hollywood Clubgoers Successfully Drink Away The Pain Of 9-11

" So, what happened to Ben Mankiewicz's TCM gig?"

burn_this_into_your_brains commented on Lucky ILM Technicians Survive Lengthy Collaboration With Michael Bay

" @nojo: Nojo, you just made my 4th."

burn_this_into_your_brains commented on Lucky ILM Technicians Survive Lengthy Collaboration With Michael Bay

" @nojo: Nojo, you just made my 4th."

burn_this_into_your_brains commented on John Stamos: "You'll Never Find Me Eating A Hamburger Off The Floor Like That Lush Hasselhoff"

" A simple "I was doing jello shots with George Clooney" would have covered it!"

burn_this_into_your_brains commented on John Stamos: "You'll Never Find Me Eating A Hamburger Off The Floor Like That Lush Hasselhoff"

" A simple "I w"

burn_this_into_your_brains commented on A Mighty Kerfluffle

" I'm eagerly awaiting the end of the Noble Angelina phase."