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"Hey Greta, call me when you have a career. She's not worthy of waxing Bill Murray's nut hair."

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blackheartededitor commented on Saints Be Praised: St. Paul Rewriting The Book On Baseball Promotions

""Of course there have been some ideas that haven't worked out, such as the infamous Mime Day about eight years ago." I can throw a hot dog at a mime?"

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blackheartededitor commented on Unlocking the Secrets of the Best and Worst Movie Titles in History

""Scat Fetish," starring Julia Roberts and Shia LaBoeuf, in theaters this fall."

blackheartededitor commented on Soccer. Balls.

"Soccer."

blackheartededitor commented on Challis' Message Continues To Inspire

"He got to hang out with super Mario in his suite? Some kids have all the luck. /it's my name for a reason"

blackheartededitor commented on Boston Bruins First To Adopt Five-Blade Technology

"The Zamboni-razor refill cartridge is where they get you."

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blackheartededitor commented on Jamar Hornsby's One Classy Gator

"Weirder still, he would only use the card while wearing Payne Stewart's knickers."

blackheartededitor commented on Media Approval Ratings: John Madden

""Now in the offensive line you've got your a-hole and your b-hole."

blackheartededitor commented on Avengers, Sexy Nurses Deck the Halls as 'The Spirit' Moved to Christmas

"Oscar buzz: Owen Wilson IS Bob Marley."

blackheartededitor commented on L.A. Courts Literally Go To Shit As Notorious Director Faces Obscenity Trial

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blackheartededitor commented on Introducing The Booze Sandwich

"This photo represents the first (but not the only) time that day he saw his booze and his lunch mixed together."

blackheartededitor commented on Cameron Diaz Spotted Leaving Party With Second Most Famous 'Entourage' Cast Member

"Eeesh."

blackheartededitor commented on Perfect Game

""Also," he added, "if I could fuck the prom queen that would be nice, too.""

blackheartededitor commented on Betting On The NBA Draft Lottery. Really.

""We suppose an event that relies entirely on mathematics would inevitably be wagered on..." Vladimir Voevodsky cost me my house when he won the 2002 Fields Medal."