bitchybitch commented on Sarah Jessica Parker Does Not Want To Talk About Sex, Baby

"I mean to stop telling her about their sex life."

bitchybitch commented on Sarah Jessica Parker Does Not Want To Talk About Sex, Baby

"This is just her passive aggressive way of getting everyone she ever meets to tell her about their sex life."

bitchybitch commented on Ben Stiller's Ever-Changing Hair Color Makes Us Wonder What Decade He Thinks He's In

"Why is it that women can dye their hair until they're 90 years old and no one says anything, but when a man does it, it's worth criticizing?"

bitchybitch commented on The Last Days of Chris Farley

"He had some great moments in Tommy Boy."

bitchybitch commented on Jamie Lynn Spears Figures Out How To Distance Herself From Britney

"Sorry, I meant...."Thank god you're not a biological woman." Because some of you are more woman than I am."

bitchybitch commented on Jamie Lynn Spears Figures Out How To Distance Herself From Britney

"The trouble with a site full of hilarious gay guys is that no one knows the inner workings of pregnancy."

bitchybitch commented on Checking Back With The Cast Of 'Celebrity Rehab': No Deaths, And Some Sober Success Stories!

"@gladys_kravitz: Dr."

bitchybitch commented on Madonna's Most Explicit Album Cover Yet Comes On The Eve Of Her 50th Birthday

"Let me once again pull out my stock Madonna line: "Her Rabbi must be so proud.""

bitchybitch commented on Trannies, Hot Messes, And Ferocity: 'SNL' Does 'Runway'

"Don't bore Nina."

bitchybitch commented on British Press Continues Its Assault Against Celebrity Body Parts, Sinks Its Claws Into 'Bat Face'

"Nicole probably thinks if her lips are big no one will notice that her face looks swollen from pregnancy."

bitchybitch commented on Missing: One Celebrity Belly Button And One Sense Of Inhibition

"I used to abhor the idea of cosmetic surgery, and then I got pregnant."

bitchybitch commented on Rejoice! Zonked Paula Is Back!

"@Mr-Busy: They tried to make Paula go to rehab."

bitchybitch commented on Every Cowboy Sings A Sad, Sad Song

"I can't wait for someone to photoshop a bald cap onto him."

bitchybitch commented on He Went Thatta Way

"Her bottoms are too low, it cuts her off at a weird place and makes her look odd instead of hot."

bitchybitch commented on Top Five Most Incomprehensible Babe Magnets In Hollywood

"My stereotypically blond friend boned Cisco.@ChupaCaBrooklyn: Were his balls in the same room with them?"

bitchybitch commented on Black Like Downey: The Dark Overtones Of 'Tropic Thunder'

"Am I the only one who loves Ben Stiller's arms?"

bitchybitch commented on Top Five Most Incomprehensible Babe Magnets In Hollywood

"The most puzzling one is Cisco Adler."

bitchybitch commented on Breaking: Patrick Swayze 'Has Five Weeks To Live' Due To Spread Of Pancreatic Cancer

"I hope he comes back as a Ghost and forces Whoopi Goldberg to speak for him."