bichon commented on Gwyneth Paltrow's Kids In Rehearsals For Cross-Dressing Toddler Tour

"But they'll cry with a Brit accent which will please mom no end."

bichon commented on Your Courtesy 'What The Hell Is Going On Now In This MadgeRod CynthRavitz Clusterfuck' Post

"I don't think there was a Solarium--maybe the Conservatory?"

bichon commented on Lindsay Lohan's Lesbian Soulmate Foreshadowed In Mean Girls

"I doubt L.L."

bichon commented on Is A Helicopter Really That Necessary? I'm Just Trying To Do Some Crunches In Peace

"Aren't those the kind of chairs that leave stripe marks on your thighs?"

bichon commented on Freewheeling Infant Surfs Out Of Womb A Healthy Baby McConaughey

"Munchies McConaughey"

bichon commented on British Tabloid's Disturbing First Person Account Of Copulating With Verne Troyer Leaves Us Gobsmacked

"Takes "too much information" to a new high ."

bichon commented on The Defamer Guide To The Whole Madonna / A-Rod / Lenny Kravitz Situation

"I'm w/ CRod, much much nicer than Madge but perhaps ARod just a star-fucker."

bichon commented on Lindsay Lohan's Pregnant Belly Is Fake, But That PDA Certainly Isn't

"Never having had one, she probably needs a mother-figure."

bichon commented on From High Atop His Lake Como Villa, George Clooney Preaches Solidarity In Looming SAG Non-Crisis

"Why did I think that was Diane Keaton?"

bichon commented on We Nominate Molesty Matt Damon For Mr. Shoop In 'Summer School' Reenvisioning

"I live where it happened--it WAS boring, and none of us in the Midwest (you know, the always under-estimated crowd) could count the embellishments needed to make poor ol' Mark Whitacre into a movie."

bichon commented on Courtney Love Channels Angelina Jolie's Look from 'The Changeling,' Adds Heaping Helping of Crazy

"There's a reason I've always been afraid of clowns."

bichon commented on Anne Hathaway Can Barely Conceal That She Loathes Kate Hudson

"Does anyone really watch that show?"

bichon commented on Gisele Bundchen Forgets Pants, Boyfriend in 'GQ' Interview

"Mother of God, her legs are long."

bichon commented on Joan Rivers Ejected From British Talk Show After Calling Russell Crowe A 'F***ing S**t': With Video!

"Perhaps Joan and Russell could have a phone tossing contest."

bichon commented on Momentous Occasion Alert! John Mayer And Jennifer Aniston Officially Rub Our Faces In Their 'Relationship'

"Movie coming out--movie coming out--this is a pattern.And A.J.'s movie coming out same time."

bichon commented on Angelina Jolie Admits She Was The Body-Doodling Mastermind Behind Brad Pitt's Mystery Tattoo

"TMI TMI TMI"

bichon commented on Panicked Insiders Fear For Curveless, Merely 9-Stone Catherine Zeta-Jones

"She may be "difficult" i.e."

bichon commented on Let Donna Martin Eat!

"That is one stump-ugly gal."