bestdamnedtapper commented on The Newly Sober Lindsay Lohan Thinks Eli Roth Is 'Too Old' To Copulate With

"Isn't this the girl who allegedly blew Bruce Willis under a table at a public club, like, two years ago or something?"

bestdamnedtapper commented on What's Your Dental Damage, Kermit The Blog?

"Am I the only one who finds Andy Samberg painfully average?"

bestdamnedtapper commented on Seinfeld Insists Likening Cookbook Accuser To A Murderous Psychotic Was All In Good Fun

"I hope she takes him for all he's worth."

bestdamnedtapper commented on Exclusive: The Truth Behind Diablo Cody's Missing Million Dollar Shoes

"@Cam/ron: Right on."

bestdamnedtapper commented on Oscars 2008: Top Ten Best Dressed Women

"Oh, and what about Marion Cotillard?"

bestdamnedtapper commented on Oscars 2008: Top Ten Best Dressed Women

"I hated Alba's gown during the ceremony, but it looks better here."

bestdamnedtapper commented on 'American Idol' Finally Overcomes Its Pink Panic

"I am breathlessly waiting for Danny Noriega to rip off his wig and reveal to the world that he is actually Jessica Alba, proving to America that she was talented all along."

bestdamnedtapper commented on Universal/Hasbro Deal Good News For Gritty Atlantic City Drama 'A House On Baltic Ave.'

"@Brawndo: Amen!"

bestdamnedtapper commented on Scarlett and Natalie's Lipstick Lesbian Games

"It couldn't be so simple as the two of them joking around during their endless media campaign, could it?"

bestdamnedtapper commented on Hayden Christensen Returns To His Charisma-Free Sci-Fi Roots

"Or Step Up 3 Amigos, in which Martin Short, Chevy Chase, and Steve Martin's faux caballeros find an unlikely career renaissance busting out the macarena with over-sexed, under-dressed teen street urchins."

bestdamnedtapper commented on Will 'Twilight' Be The New 'Harry Potter'? And Why Do We Care?

""Hatha-way"?"

bestdamnedtapper commented on 'Real World Awards' To Celebrate Nineteen Seasons Of Enabling Reality TV's Most Unashamed Attention-Whores

"No Danny from NO under hottest male?"

bestdamnedtapper commented on Sad news to pass along. The

"Did we ever get an official cause of death for Suzane Baguette?"

bestdamnedtapper commented on 'Project Runway' Finalist Christian Stuns Fashion World By Removing Glasses And Revealing Himself To Have Been Posh Spice All Along

"@Seth: Oh, you're forgiven already."

bestdamnedtapper commented on 'Project Runway' Finalist Christian Stuns Fashion World By Removing Glasses And Revealing Himself To Have Been Posh Spice All Along

"@Muhlyssa: PR regularly has the next-to-last eliminated designer do a fake show at Fashion Week (like Kara from Season 2) to throw off spoilers."

bestdamnedtapper commented on 'Project Runway' Finalist Christian Stuns Fashion World By Removing Glasses And Revealing Himself To Have Been Posh Spice All Along

"WHERE IS THE FUCKING SPOILER WARNING, PEOPLE!?"

bestdamnedtapper commented on Rolling Stone Revelations: Britney Spears Is An 'Inbred Swamp Thing' Who 'Wants Us To Know What We Did To Her'

"That last summary seems perhaps a bit too academic."

bestdamnedtapper commented on Cold-Cocking Jesse Metcalfe: Famous Person Eats Knuckle-Sandwich!

"HA!"