avocats commented on Angelina Jolie Sought Postpartum Solace Inside A Steaming Hot Pocket

"post-partum"

avocats commented on T.R. Knight Becomes First Actually Gay Star To Donate To 'No On 8'

"Geffen?"

avocats commented on James Franco Will Address Your Stolen T-Shirt Concerns Just As Soon As He's Done Making It With These Hotties

"ohgodhelpme--what is WOWCH?"

avocats commented on Brad Pitt To Bleeding Paparazzo: 'If You Want War, You Will Get It'

"They should have shot on sight."

avocats commented on Eight Things Every Aspiring Paparazzo Should Be Aware Of

"Sorry,that wasn't funny--for all he knew, at the instant it happened--it was acid."

avocats commented on Megan Fox Vs. Anne Hathaway: Whose 'Scary' Weight Loss Is Scarier?

"forget the Anne weight update--I want to see a picture of her ex from jail--hopefully all dolled up as someone's bitch--like Elizabeth Perkin's Celia Hode on Weeds during her sojourn ."

avocats commented on Chivalrous Steve Carell Saves Anne Hathaway From Ex's Voracious Italian Countrymen

"Oh please."

avocats commented on Lindsay Lohan's 'Secret Half-Sister' Surfaces, Michael Lohan Excitedly Fuels Rumor's Truthiness

""My daughter has a right to know who her father is" --uh, well, her daughter has a right to a mother who doesn't expose the child's unfortunate lineage for the whole world to know (and likely for pecuniary gain)."

avocats commented on Katherine Heigl Barks Set List Instructions To Hubby During Rousing 'Emasculation Of Joshua' Concert

"God, another slow news day--why on earth WOULDN'T she call out requests at a small show as described?"

avocats commented on Battle At Paradise Cove: Matthew McConaughey's Surf-Toughs Pummel Beach Paps

"go, surfer dudes."