avocats commented on Lindsay Lohan's 'Secret Half-Sister' Surfaces, Michael Lohan Excitedly Fuels Rumor's Truthiness

""My daughter has a right to know who her father is" --uh, well, her daughter has a right to a mother who doesn't expose the child's unfortunate lineage for the whole world to know (and likely for pecuniary gain)."

avocats commented on Katherine Heigl Barks Set List Instructions To Hubby During Rousing 'Emasculation Of Joshua' Concert

"God, another slow news day--why on earth WOULDN'T she call out requests at a small show as described?"

avocats commented on Battle At Paradise Cove: Matthew McConaughey's Surf-Toughs Pummel Beach Paps

"go, surfer dudes."

avocats commented on Anne Hathaway Can Barely Conceal That She Loathes Kate Hudson

"I know it'a been a really slloooowww "news" month, but this is a stretch even for Defamer."

avocats commented on MTV Ejects Most Exciting, Charismatic 'Real World' Cast Member In Years

""BTW, what happened to Real World Casts that actually had ambitions and goals in life?" What, being on Real World and its demon spawn isn't a "goal"?"

avocats commented on The Strange Case Of Nikki Finke, CAA and Defamer's 'Exceptional Smear Campaign'

"do they actually PAY flacks to write such abysmal prose?"

avocats commented on A Week Of False Terribles

"What exactly is wrong (shady) with Rob Lowe's anticipating and undercutting what certainly seems to be an opportunistic attempt to blackmail and harm him and his family?"