MAGNUM commented on Digital 'Idol' Magic Transforms The Cast Of 'Tropic Thunder' Into Gladys Knight's Man-Hungry Pips

"If the movie is HALF this funny, we're solid."

MAGNUM commented on Danny Zuko Committed To Ridding T-Bird Brother Of Drug-Craving Thetans

"@Little Mintz Sunshine: While I wouldn't go the same route, I say whatever gets Jeff through the night..."

MAGNUM commented on Danny Zuko Committed To Ridding T-Bird Brother Of Drug-Craving Thetans

"I actually wrote on this very website about a month or so ago that Travolta-- if he really saw himself as a "healer"-- should help Jeff out. So good on John."

MAGNUM commented on 'THR' Review Takes Oprah's Name In Vain

"I remember an Oscar afternoon not too long ago where I was walking behind Oprah into the theater."

MAGNUM commented on Gary Busey Apologizes For Attempting To Suck The Blood From Jennifer Garner's Neck

"If Gary Busey (not Clooney) were currently working under the onerous label of the "Last Great Movie Star", then his Garner pawing would have been seen as "fun and flirtatious" and his vigorous shaking of Clooney's hand when have been "unpretentious and magnanimous". Why do I feel like this Fox "reporter" person has this same repellant reaction to any number of homeless people who might have the misfortune of being on her radar on any given day? Make no mistake: the only "unfortunate odor" stemming from this bogus piece of "news" is coming from you and your attitude, witch!"

MAGNUM commented on Lindsay Lohan Celebrates Sobriety By Dropping Trou For 'NY Mag'

"@Readsforaliving: That's because Marilyn had no idea she was about to be murdered."

MAGNUM commented on The One Where The Editor Says It's Time To Move On

"I am going to miss you so much!"

MAGNUM commented on Heaven's Gonna Need A Bigger Boat: Roy Scheider Dies

"Go watch John Frankenheimer's adaptation of Elmore Leonard's 52 Pick-Up if you want to see Roy shine."

MAGNUM commented on Hilton Flack Elliot Mintz Elicits Angry Statement From Nat'l Assoc. for the Advancement of Oompah Loompahs

"At least he had the decency to close his eyes before diving in."

MAGNUM commented on Val Kilmer Replaces Will Arnett As Voice Of K.I.T.T. Due To Conflict Of Truck-Pimping Interest

"@Sweet Panda Love: Exactly! What are they going to do when Val pulls another Batman and declines to appear in the sequel?"

MAGNUM commented on As Glamorous As A Hubcap Necklace

"Randy and Evi are obviously two people with far too much money and time on their hands. If had been in that show and Pluto Nash's mechanoid side-kick had physically or verbally assaulted any of my castmates, I'd have kicked his bald ass back to Texas."

MAGNUM commented on Introducing Paris Hilton, Newly Trained Method Actress!

"If you're noticing a slight tilt to the right as you look at your computer today, that's Lee Strasberg causing the Earth's orbit to shift as he spins every faster in his grave."

MAGNUM commented on Vicious Cross-Network Melee Leaves Stewart, O'Brien and Colbert In Critical Condition

"They sure have a LOT of airtime to fill, don't they?"

MAGNUM commented on Dr. Drew Leads Emotional Intervention To Figure Out How Non-Addict Joanie Got On 'Celebrity Rehab'

"We've all determined that Joanie was a dude at some point in her life..."

MAGNUM commented on Casey Affleck Clearly Not Versed In How To Behave Around 'Dancing With The Stars' Also-Ran Royalty

"Guess I'm against the majority here but I thought he acted like a prick. How many times should you have to answer "What was it like to be directed by your brother?" The answer: As many times as people ask. It's an extremely short walk from hotness to Ben's career deep freeze. You might want to keep that in mind the next time you smirk and spit, "You're not supposed to ask me that question."

MAGNUM commented on Sarah Silverman Is Fucking Matt Damon

"Perfection."

MAGNUM commented on Two-Face Ready For His 'Dark Knight' Close-Up; Prefers You Shoot Him From The Right

"@Sweet Panda Love: And Jack could STILL come back as the Joker and screw with them all!"

MAGNUM commented on Lucky WGA Writer Tumbles Down Ukrainian Rabbit Hole, Discovers Scribe-Worshipping Wonderland

"I'm mentally attempting to picture what disguise Sacha Baron Cohen was wearing this time..."