Xylo commented on Even The Lure Of Christie Brinkley In The Next Room Won't Prevent This Man From Jerking Off To Internet Porn

"@cinerama: I don't assume it means super-hot sex all the time."

Xylo commented on Vanity Fair's Young Hollywood Royalty: Rich and Thick

"From the VF article: "It was the spring of 2003 - a more innocent time in America, comparatively speaking." They mean that time when the war in Iraq was beginning, right?"

Xylo commented on The Quantum Of Cyrus

"@cassidy2099: @LBJeffries: The editing, (or maybe it should it be called splicing) made me queasy."

Xylo commented on Madonna's Next Single Likely To Be 'D-I-V-O-R-C-E'

"Boy, I'll bet Malawi adoption officials never saw this coming, eh? @Trixie from Toronto: She did wear that cutesy "Mrs."

Xylo commented on Charlize Theron Will Never Think To Look In David Letterman's Pants For Her Birthday Present!

"I'd switch."

Xylo commented on Will Smith And Dave Letterman Finally Break The Sexual Tension

"@CluelessElaineLui: She scares me."

Xylo commented on Where Did All The News Go?

"Stop whining; there's always knitting - [www.ravelry.com] - beautiful, colourful, creative, calming."

Xylo commented on Dave And Teri: A Love Story

"They're adorable together."

Xylo commented on Hollywood Privacywatch: Britney Spears Enjoys Some Poolside Chicken Fingers

"@kookla: Yeah."

Xylo commented on Hollywood Privacywatch: Britney Spears Enjoys Some Poolside Chicken Fingers

"Damn."

Xylo commented on Revisionist 'Robin Hood' Adds Sienna Miller to His Stash For the Poor

"They may have to hire a dialect coach in any event, Crowe being notoriously bad with accents and all."

Xylo commented on The Rule of Three Claims Cyd Charisse As Latest Victim

"Oh, good grief."

Xylo commented on 'Ahm Mashew McConauhdgrl--Ahm Gonna Be Daddee!!!'

"Um ..."

Xylo commented on Happy Gay Marriage Day, Everyone! (Try Not To Act Too Fruity.)

"So, fuschia feathers are out?? George's face makes me so happy!"

Xylo commented on Is Celebrity Gossip Really Dead This Time?

"I was just thinking (THANKFULLY!) the other day that I had no idea what Paris Hilton was up to lately; I guess it's true."

Xylo commented on Exclusive: Dr. Drew Gives Defamer The Lowdown On The Tom Cruise/Joseph Goebbels Controversy

"Questioning if Fields' Nazi comparison was racially motivated?"

Xylo commented on David Letterman Heroically Bitch-Slaps Spencer Pratt For All Of Us

"@OldTowneTavern: No, it's great - watching Dave wipe his boots all over Pratt's faux-nonchalant facial expressions."

Xylo commented on Oscar-Winning Effects Wiz Stan Winston Dead at 62

"And Galaxy Quest!"