Whiteboyfunfark commented on When In Cannes, Angelina Jolie Does As The Topless Cannesians Do, at 12:05 PM on May 20 Where IS 'Everybody Loves Pandas' when the joke is wide open and waiting? more »

Whiteboyfunfark commented on This Day In Hollywood Catfight History Presents: When Bette Bludgeoned Joan, at 4:01 PM on May 16 "My mother taught me that one must only speak good of the dead. more »

Whiteboyfunfark commented on Meathead's Gay Marriage Statement, at 3:52 PM on May 16 How nice that he's on the right side this time. more »

Whiteboyfunfark commented on Rumored Britney Spears Sex Tape Features Climactic Cameo By Her Old Friend, The Pink Wig, at 4:44 PM on May 15 For those who find homemade porn too lowbrow, there is the Shakespearean transcript of Colin's video adventure:[www.atomfilms.com] more »

Whiteboyfunfark commented on Of Breakthroughs In 3-D Technology, at 9:58 PM on May 13 Sorry, mea culpa. more »

Whiteboyfunfark commented on Of Breakthroughs In 3-D Technology, at 11:29 AM on May 13 Molly, I was willing to forgive and forget on Billy Eckstine, but Carol Burnett is a no-deal.....I mean, CAROL BURNETT!!!! more »

Whiteboyfunfark commented on Brad Pitt's Cryptic New Tattoo Explained!, at 12:53 AM on May 13 Maybe it's a new male version of Norplant installed in a desperate attempt to stop the missus from overpopulating the planet. more »

Whiteboyfunfark commented on Of Scientology, Herbal Boner Remedies And Wango Tango, at 2:21 PM on May 10 [images.amazon.com] [www.theage.com.au] more »

Whiteboyfunfark commented on Lindsay Lohan And The Case Of The Fur Burglar, at 1:18 PM on May 10 @CamelToe: Actually, that's what's left in the shower drain BEFORE LiLo et al head out on the town to drunkenly expose themselves to the paps. more »

Whiteboyfunfark commented on Of Scientology, Herbal Boner Remedies And Wango Tango, at 5:55 PM on May 9 Great video, with a few notes: 1. more »

Whiteboyfunfark commented on David Letterman Still Pretending To Give A Fuck About Whatever It Is Paris Hilton Is Yammering On About, at 5:39 PM on May 9 35 out of 200,000 is .0175 percent. more »

Whiteboyfunfark commented on Blowin' In The End: Jason Castro's Craptastic 'Idol' Final-Stretch Performance, at 9:29 PM on May 8 I think I'd eat my ears if we have to put up with another Justin Timberlake. more »

Whiteboyfunfark commented on Are Scientology Moms Katie Holmes And Leah Remini Feeding Their Kids Toxic 'Hubbard's Formula'?, at 1:14 PM on May 8 So now the 'C'o$ has improved upon breast milk? more »

Whiteboyfunfark commented on 'NY Times' Riles An Already Grumpy, Taco-Deprived Population, at 8:02 PM on May 7 Apathetic? more »

Whiteboyfunfark commented on L.A. Courts Literally Go To Shit As Notorious Director Faces Obscenity Trial, at 4:56 PM on May 7 @Desk_hack: That, or Ella Fitzgerald night on American Idol.... more »

Whiteboyfunfark commented on Guess The Celebrity Nape!, at 4:53 PM on May 7 Does the winner get to f**k Matt Damon? more »

Whiteboyfunfark commented on L.A. Courts Literally Go To Shit As Notorious Director Faces Obscenity Trial, at 3:13 PM on May 7 Freedom of speech gives us the option to turn off the TV, to try to ignore Paris and Britney, and to not watch 'Two Girls: One Cup.' If this filth is worthy of the Idiot-in-Charge's administration wasting our tax dollars then maybe Wesley Snipes was right after all. more »

Whiteboyfunfark commented on Blowin' In The End: Jason Castro's Craptastic 'Idol' Final-Stretch Performance, at 2:34 PM on May 7 Townshend. more »