Wazimu commented on What a 'Fun, Sexy Time' For Us: Jason Bateman Confirms 'Arrested Development' Movie To Shoot Next Year

"Fire up the cornballer at the concession stand!"

Wazimu commented on 'Gossip Girl' P.A. Swings For The Fences

"@Big John: If he's the Teamster that drives the Star Wagon, he's seen this happen a thousand times."

Wazimu commented on Lindsay Lohan Regrets Never Learning A Foreign Language

"She'll be pulling a dine-and-ditch at an El Torito in the valley by June."

Wazimu commented on The Sight Of Waitresses In Bikinis Puts An End To Lindsay Lohan's Sober Streak

"Won't be long now until she's sunk low enough to star in my web series."

Wazimu commented on Ashton Kutcher-backed startup Ooma is falling apart

"@Lewis: Just stopping to praise your GOB reference."

Wazimu commented on Endeavor Gets Punk'd by Ashton Kutcher

"The real Punk'ing is on CAA, who now will be challanged to find Ashton work."

Wazimu commented on No-Talent Children Are Even Worse Than Their Semi-Talented Parents

"@Cacafuego: Desi Arnaz Jr does not belong on this list."

Wazimu commented on 'Gossip Girl' P.A. Swings For The Fences

"God bless you for trying, kid."

Wazimu commented on Apparently the only shitty

"Don't make funny of Dane Cook's act."

Wazimu commented on Jamie Lynn Spears Spends 17th Birthday At Wal-Mart, And We Forgive Her

"And CourageousCoward, think about it again."

Wazimu commented on Jamie Lynn Spears Spends 17th Birthday At Wal-Mart, And We Forgive Her

"@heidiho: We had plenty of 16-year-olds at my university."

Wazimu commented on Who Tall Are You? Mirror: Yep, Tom Cruise Is Teeny

"@MagnoliaBoy: Lincoln 6'4"."

Wazimu commented on Anonymous Phone Caller Leaves Unwanted Dating Advice On George Clooney's Voicemail

"George, look at those closest to you."

Wazimu commented on A frustrated, out-of-work

"Here's a time-tested spell to try - the blow-jay."

Wazimu commented on Poor Drunk Bastard Not Likely to Fuck With Willie Nelson's Little Girl Again

"@Glass_Family:usually I don't comment when I've arrived a few days late, but a roadhouse mention deserves respect."

Wazimu commented on The B-Side blog has uncovered

"There was no Adele in the show. The line is "Save it, El..."

Wazimu commented on Angry LAPD Chief To Britney And 'Airheads': You Want To Avoid Paparazzi? Try Staying Home!

"Hey, Bratton, it's YOUR job to serve and protect the people while WE go about our lives."

Wazimu commented on Breaking! Writers And Producers Reach Tentative Agreement, Spelling Imminent End To Long National Nightmare

"I have to go back to work?"