Victor Ward commented on Zac Efron Joins Matt Damon's Weight Gain Club Just For Fun, Not For The Art Of Any Craft

"It appears as if he is no longer able to rest his arms at his side. This new world in which I don't want to do Zac Efron is strange and somewhat frightening."

Victor Ward commented on Defamer Reviews 'The Dark Knight': Same Batman, Bleaker Bat Channel

"@Seth: Oh, I do!"

Victor Ward commented on Andy Dick Arrested For Finger-Lickin' Fondling

"I thought it was pretty much customary to pee outside when near a Buffalo Wild Wings."

Victor Ward commented on Defamer Reviews 'The Dark Knight': Same Batman, Bleaker Bat Channel

"Do I see Dark Knight first or Mama Mia? This weekend was surely made to torture me with indecision."

Victor Ward commented on Hunky Hyphenate Justin Theroux Now Just Showing Off With 'Iron Man 2' Writing Gig

"Ok, I know I may rarely mention something like an attraction for some select male celebrities and all."

Victor Ward commented on The Chosen Two Cometh! World Gets on With Life Without Pregnant Brangelina

"I'm inclined to start a betting pool on how old they'll be the first time they make out on a red carpet."

Victor Ward commented on 'Hellboy II': The Golden Weekend

"I saw Hellboy II at a drive in, and fighting off the mosquitos provided more action than the film. And really only one interesting scene with some sort of psychic eye winged thing, which obviously was pieced together from prosthetics leftover from Pan's Labyrinth."

Victor Ward commented on Kathy Griffin Orders A Lauren Conrad Hit On National TV

"I have never watched The Hills by Laguna Beach in the OC, and I wonder if that means there's something wrong with me or something really, really right. I was talking to a friend of mine this weekend about the Golden Girls, and she just didn't understand why so many of the gays love it, and decided it's "like Madonna and Kathy Griffin"."

Victor Ward commented on Still Pregnant Angelina Jolie Demands Salmon, Refuses To Shower; Twins Understandably Stay Put

"I would kill to live that life (minus the pregnancy and possibly alleged not showering at all)."

Victor Ward commented on We're Just Praying Corey Haim Doesn't Read The Comments You Leave Under This Video

"Just one more reason to keep the "casual" in "casual drug use"."

Victor Ward commented on Freewheeling Infant Surfs Out Of Womb A Healthy Baby McConaughey

"Lance Jake McConaughey"

Victor Ward commented on British Tabloid's Disturbing First Person Account Of Copulating With Verne Troyer Leaves Us Gobsmacked

"Three times in 20 minutes is nothing to brag about."

Victor Ward commented on The Quantum Of Cyrus

"I admit to skimming Defamer every once in a while (we all have busy days, ok), and, at first, I saw "uncut meh" and thought it was "uncut men". Maybe you guys could write about that, too, though!"

Victor Ward commented on Smoke 'Em If You Got 'Em

"@Leviticus_71: I think you have to refer to them as "extended digital shorts" to keep up with the kids these days."

Victor Ward commented on Corey Haim Peers Through The Defamer Looking Glass, Darkly

"The one post where I don't comment on wanting to do the celebrity ends up on TV. Goddammit, when is Christian Bale going to talk about me in an interview? But, in all seriousness, that is one of the most awesome things I have ever seen."

Victor Ward commented on Hey Good Lookin', Whatchu Got Cookin'?

""Does this car make me look gay?" Yes, yes it does."

Victor Ward commented on Famous Hollywood Celebrity Rosie O'Donnell Has Your Weekend To Do List

"Do you think you can get Merry from that What's the Buzz thing to make a guest appearance?"

Victor Ward commented on Mary-Kate Olsen Vs. Spencer Pratt: The Backstory Behind Their War Of Words

"Please, she just said they weren't really friends and laughed off stuff Dave said."