TootieFields commented on Paul Newman, Academy Award Winner, Dead At 83

"Everytime I go to the cupboard, there he is smiling at me from the bottle of Sockarooni."

TootieFields commented on Dane Cook's Love Scene Secrets: Minty Freshness, Strategic Groping

"There's no mint strong enough to cover up this stink-bomb of a movie."

TootieFields commented on Meg Ryan Becomes Latest Member Of Reviled 'Fat Suit' Club

"But will Meg also be able to remove the Joker mask that has become her face after all the plastic surgeries?"

TootieFields commented on We're Just Praying Corey Haim Doesn't Read The Comments You Leave Under This Video

"None of this answers the really important question here: What is going on with Susie Feldman's pooftastic hair?"

TootieFields commented on Corey Haim Peers Through The Defamer Looking Glass, Darkly

"I think Haim would be okay if he just understood that wanting to mend a friendship with a tool like Feldman is probably most of the problem. If he didn't invite you to his Surreal-Life tv show wedding to his fan club president where he dressed like a swashbuckler, is he really worth having as a friend, Haim?"

TootieFields commented on Finish Off What's Left Of Corey Haim With 'Corey Vs. Corey' Virtual Bloodsport

"Feldman looks a little too buff in that little box, although he is life-sized."

TootieFields commented on Why Tom Cruise Is To Blame For Katie Holmes' Box Office Failure On Broadway

"Seeing her boobs is completely negated by her horrible accent in that movie. "Wassah mattah?"

TootieFields commented on A Return To Grazerheads

"It's disturbing how much he looks like Beaker from the Muppets, but less entertaining."

TootieFields commented on Brad Pitt's Cryptic New Tattoo Explained!

"Forget the tattoo, I'm more disturbed by the sympathy pregnancy gut he's sporting."

TootieFields commented on Tom Cruise Sends Katie Holmes To Scientology's Version Of Guantanamo

"Maybe Tom realizes her scrawny body is a yell for help to old fiance/suri-daddy Chris Klein."