Tits_LaRue commented on "I Am Aware Of All Internet Traditions."

"@Hez: LoLz..."

Tits_LaRue commented on The Love Guru Is Going to Be the Worst Movie of the Summer

"Mike Myers cannibalizing Peter Sellers in The Party?"

Tits_LaRue commented on Momentous Occasion Alert! John Mayer And Jennifer Aniston Officially Rub Our Faces In Their 'Relationship'

"@lrubemp: Yes, I actually heard it, as opposed to "heard" it."

Tits_LaRue commented on The Five Internet Jokes That Will Make Obama Win

"@BeRightBack: That is like manna from heaven."

Tits_LaRue commented on "The Happening" Is the Biggest Intelligent Design Movie of the Year

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Tits_LaRue commented on "The Happening" Is the Biggest Intelligent Design Movie of the Year

"Regarding 'Intelligent Design': I'd like to quote physicist Niels Bohr: "Your theory is crazy, but it's not crazy enough to be true." Regarding M."

Tits_LaRue commented on Breaking: M. Night Shyamalan Is a Gigantic Prick

"@AlexandraDuPont: I actually didn't want to punch him in the face until I read your post right now..."

Tits_LaRue commented on Momentous Occasion Alert! John Mayer And Jennifer Aniston Officially Rub Our Faces In Their 'Relationship'

"I hear John Mayer, surprisingly, is great in the old "sack-a-roonie." And I hear Jennifer Aniston, well..."

Tits_LaRue commented on Publicity-Averse Ed Norton Reveals Previously Unknown Sense Of Humor In 'Hulk' Short

""We're trying to resuscitate this franchise from the fucking cellar!" So that's where they've been keeping Lou Farrigno... Hey Eddie, do us all a favor and stop trying to "resuscitate franchises" and rewrite scripts and just fucking act for once."

Tits_LaRue commented on Chris Martin Has Brad Pitt Penis Envy

"Hey Chris Martin: For years, I've heard about how you and your crappy band were so fucking uncool that I would, in effect, become magically uncool if I even listened to 10 seconds of your crappy band."