Tits_LaRue commented on "I Am Aware Of All Internet Traditions."

"@Hez: LoLz..."

Tits_LaRue commented on The Love Guru Is Going to Be the Worst Movie of the Summer

"Mike Myers cannibalizing Peter Sellers in The Party?"

Tits_LaRue commented on Momentous Occasion Alert! John Mayer And Jennifer Aniston Officially Rub Our Faces In Their 'Relationship'

"@lrubemp: Yes, I actually heard it, as opposed to "heard" it."

Tits_LaRue commented on The Five Internet Jokes That Will Make Obama Win

"@BeRightBack: That is like manna from heaven."

Tits_LaRue commented on "The Happening" Is the Biggest Intelligent Design Movie of the Year

"@PadreFaustus: Rawr!"

Tits_LaRue commented on "The Happening" Is the Biggest Intelligent Design Movie of the Year

"Regarding 'Intelligent Design': I'd like to quote physicist Niels Bohr: "Your theory is crazy, but it's not crazy enough to be true." Regarding M."

Tits_LaRue commented on Breaking: M. Night Shyamalan Is a Gigantic Prick

"@AlexandraDuPont: I actually didn't want to punch him in the face until I read your post right now..."

Tits_LaRue commented on Momentous Occasion Alert! John Mayer And Jennifer Aniston Officially Rub Our Faces In Their 'Relationship'

"I hear John Mayer, surprisingly, is great in the old "sack-a-roonie." And I hear Jennifer Aniston, well..."

Tits_LaRue commented on Publicity-Averse Ed Norton Reveals Previously Unknown Sense Of Humor In 'Hulk' Short

""We're trying to resuscitate this franchise from the fucking cellar!" So that's where they've been keeping Lou Farrigno... Hey Eddie, do us all a favor and stop trying to "resuscitate franchises" and rewrite scripts and just fucking act for once."

Tits_LaRue commented on Chris Martin Has Brad Pitt Penis Envy

"Hey Chris Martin: For years, I've heard about how you and your crappy band were so fucking uncool that I would, in effect, become magically uncool if I even listened to 10 seconds of your crappy band."

Tits_LaRue commented on After All These Years, Debra Winger Still Can't Stand Shirley MacLaine's Guts

"Oooh, yeah, she looks..."

Tits_LaRue commented on "I've found a way to cook chicken deep down, to get that real cruspy... crispy crust."

"lol I haven't heard this in years! Of course, this is no GRILL SKILLS, but then, nothing is: "...but most of all, you've got to have your tool..." __ pt 2 __ "...try chokin' up a bit on the spatula!""

Tits_LaRue commented on Enjoy These Complimentary Anal Beads, Courtesy Of Fox Searchlight's 'Choke'

"...well, I guess the anal beads were a better choice of swag than rocks or deformed chickens."

Tits_LaRue commented on Keep Your Laws Off Our Kools!

"Menthols have always made me gag slightly, like smoking mouthwash or something..."

Tits_LaRue commented on Hil Speech Round-Up: "He is the one who destroyed our heroine!"

"Cash bar?"

Tits_LaRue commented on Entire Internet Calls Bullshit as Peter Bart Goes to War For 'Valkyrie'

"Col."

Tits_LaRue commented on Unlike Rest Of World, Sarah Larson Shocked To Learn She Was Little More Than Clooney Arm Candy

"@snarkordie: Ooh, good to know, because where pets are concerned, I draw the line at cats."

Tits_LaRue commented on Tatum O'Neal: 'The Dog Ate My Sobriety'

"Let this be a lesson to us all: Only buy your crack from a licensed and bonded crack dealer."