TillieHarper commented on Uncomfortably Close With Angelina Jolie

"I don't think anyone who has had any plastic surgery, whatsoever, can be called/given the title, "sexiest." It flies in the face of all that is truly beautiful. She's had a nose job."

TillieHarper commented on Sleazy Pornographer Is Unfortunately A First Amendment Martyr

"@ineffable.me: Max doesn't do shit. He does 2 girls 1 cup with vomit not poo. The nerve!"

TillieHarper commented on David Lee Roth Goes Solo. Very Solo.

"I want isolated DLR to be my ring tone."

TillieHarper commented on Palin Porn Finished

"@formerlydictator4life1: It can't be "Drill, Baby, Drill" unless it's an all-anal extravaganza. And the add clearly says No Anal Required, to my extreme disappointment."

TillieHarper commented on Mickey Rourke's Oscar Pitch: 'You Change, or You Blow Your Fucking Brains Out'

"@TillieHarper: I also enjoy his acting, but did not like Sin City at all."

TillieHarper commented on Mickey Rourke's Oscar Pitch: 'You Change, or You Blow Your Fucking Brains Out'

"Is there any way to undo some of his face?"

TillieHarper commented on Homer Simpson Votes For Barack Obama, Suffers the Consequences

"@soulpilgrim: What makes it relevant is that the machines are still rigged, but neither camp is talking about it."

TillieHarper commented on Barbara Walters Thinks A Fiery Elisabeth Hasselback Needs 'Cooling Off' Time

"I say drown the bitch!"

TillieHarper commented on Helen Mirren, Nazi Huntress

"New McToms will be two latinos and an asian woman or two latinos and a black man."

TillieHarper commented on Which Actor Has a Gay Gangbang In His Past?

"@ljnd2: That's what I was thinking."