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the clip show
Oh The Places You'll Go
Defamer's Week in Review: Dakota made new friends, Barbara made new enemies, we made 10 critics stars, and someone simply... made. Remember the magic after the jump!
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Short Ends
'And I'm Jeff Rossen. Go Fuck Yourself, New York.'
· There's some hilarious, Anchorman-esque bickering going down between the members of this NBC morning news team. More »
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Comment by GoneElsewhere: And to add to the WNBC awkwardness above: the woman in the middle's (Darlene Rodriguez) husband is a NY cop... more » | Other threads
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Awards
Critics Choice Also-Ran Mickey Rourke Still Manages To Grip His Trophy For The Cameras
No one leaves the Critics Choice Awards empty-handed, especially not when he's having a year like Mickey Rourke's. We're just surprised to learn where he keeps his runner-up prize. More » -
Comments of the week
Our Commenters Of The Week Win One Ghost-Channeling Boob!
This week's comments were so great that compiling Comments of the Week involved a lot of difficult choices. Thus, the winners have a hard task, too: divvying up their prize of one clairvoyant breast each. More » -
To Do
Your Weekend Of Tonguing And Grooving
Friday· Friday Night Music: Gram Rabbit at the Troubadour, L.A.'s The Little Ones and Montreal's Plants & Animals at the Natural History Museum, Zomby at the Echoplex. More » -
Defamer Transcripts
'They TAZED Me, Man': The Josh And Jeffrey Shooting Script
We can't believe an artifact like the Josh Brolin/Jeffrey Wright squad-car exchange actually exists, so hilarious is their post-tazing chemistry. The buddy comedy of the year inspired us to type out the whole damn thing. More »
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Comment by PlasticFantastic: The unintelligible portion of Wright's dialogue definitely includes some mention of looking for pizza at 5 in the morning. Something... more » | Other threads
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Oscars
'Entertainment Weekly' Oscar Recall Forces Gwyneth And Renee To Declare 'No Takebacks'
The results of Entertainment Weekly's massive "Recall the Gold" project (in which thousands of industry insiders revote certain Oscar years to publicly humiliate past winners) are finally in! So which actors have been victimized? More » -
Hollywood PrivacyWatch
PrivacyWatch Special Edition: Robert Pattinson on Two Continents at Once
A celeb-sighting controversy has engulfed Defamer HQ, where our careful vetting of your PrivacyWatch tips has yielded an international hunky-vampire crisis. After the jump, help us settle Robert Pattinson's whereabouts once and for all. More » -
Celeb Weddings
Ewwww! Dexter Married His Sister
Look, for three seasons now we've humored Dexter on his bloody little vigilante campaign to rid the world of murderers, rapists, dine-n'-dashers, and the like. But now he's overstepped the boundaries of serial-killer good taste. More »
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Comment by sephtical: Gay people can't get married but siblings can? MADNESS! 3 Responses | Other threads
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Anne Hathaway
Anne Hathaway Indulges In Naughty Fire-Extinguisher Innuendo On 'Kimmel'
Are you happy now, Mary Hart? After Anne Hathaway was bashed by the ET anchor for the cardinal sin of knowing things, Hathaway popped up on Kimmel to crack some decidedly more lowbrow jokes. More »
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Comment by icallthebigonebitey: You know, as good as "Rachel Getting Married" was -- tedious musical interludes aside -- I'm beginning to realize it 3 Responses | Other threads
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Watch, TiVo, Kill
Will Fake-Carrie End Up With Bootleg-Big?
"This is the end / My only friend, the end." Not sure if Jim Morrison penned those words about Lipstick Jungle, but tonight could be the conclusion (or not) of your favorite female-empowerment hour. More »
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Comment by BasicallyLost: After gazing upon Howie in that sumptuous wig, I think it's pretty damn clear who's really bringin' sexy back. more » | Other threads
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Crosspromotion
Heidi, Spencer, and Kim Kardashian To Guest Star On 'How I Met Your Famewhore'
As Fox Studios throws its enthusiastic support behind How I Met Your Mother by tripling its stars' salaries, the laugh track-enhanced CBS sitcom returns to the tabloid slophouse for some ratings-goosing stunt-casting.
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Comment by BasicallyLost: I heard Kim K. caused some drama when her appearance was cut short due to prior obligations with Deadliest Catch. more » | Other threads
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Sienna Miller
Ridley Scott finally sheds some extra Nottingham weight. [NY Post]
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watchmen
Shocker: 'Watchmen' Settlement on the Way
The day after heartfelt if hopeless pseudo-legal judicial appeals from Watchmen co-producers Larry Gordon and Lloyd Levin, Fox and Warner Bros. today hinted at a more binding resolution in their copyright case. More » -
Defamer Friday Funtime
Fill In The Blank: Robert Pattinson Wants To Lick ______ All Day Long
By now we think you know how this goes: We give you the censored gossip item, you fill in the missing word. On today's show: Twilight and PrivacyWatch star, Robert Pattinson. More » -
Trade Roundup
Cobie Smulders Pulling Down $100k A Week
· When you're done looking up her name, feel free to discuss the fact that Cobie Smulders and her castmates now make between $90,000 - $120,000 per episode of How I Met Your Mother. [THR] More » -
Trailers
Rape-Revenge Classic Updated With Terrifying Score By Starbucks
There's ultimately no point in dreading the remake of Wes Craven's vicious, still-shocking 1972 thriller Last House on the Left, even despite a new trailer bringing to mind torture porn by way of Restoration Hardware. More »
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Comment by StreetCloud: As long as they keep the forced pussy eating and pants pissing of the original, i support the remake. 1 Responses | Other threads
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hospitalizations
Patrick Swayze misses TCA's Beast panel, hospitalized for pneumonia. [THR]
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The View
'We Administer Earth-People Pills When Absolutely Necessary,' Reassures Tom Cruise
Now that Tom Cruise's appearance on The View has aired, we can bring you the whole, Scientology-defending Jett Travolta conversation without any delightfully premature interruption by the Us Weekly bumper. More »
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Comment by DarkKnightShyamalan: Of course Scientologists don't reject medicine. Why, Tom Cruise himself takes at least three doses of Straighterol (TM) per 1 Responses | Other threads
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Awards
'Slumdog' Yawned Best Picture At Critics Choice Awards
Congrats — again — to Slumdog Millionaire director and Critics Choice Award winner Danny Boyle, just about the nicest guy you've ever wished would please take his Oscar and end awards season, already.
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Antiheroes
Confused 'Watchmen' Fanatics Mob A Terrified Michael Jackson At Local Book Store
Spotted at a Hollywood book store yesterday buying a boxed-set of his own music, Michael Jackson doused rumors he's gravely ill by sporting only a skimpy, single-layer face mask and bogeyman cloak.
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Comment by dinalohan: I can't understand those "death door" rumors. He looks great! 3 Responses | Other threads
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Australia
Nicole Kidman Adds Her Voice To The 'Australia' Pile-On
You don't kick a dingo when he's down (or maybe you do, to dislodge the baby from its jaws? We always forget), but Nicole Kidman has done just that by piling on the beleaguered Australia. More »
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Comment by Mark Sherry: I am an Aussie living in the US. And I loved the movie. People sitting in the same row as... 2 Responses | Other threads
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bruno
'Bruno' To Highlight Best of Spring/Summer Urban Crucifixwear
True—horrifying Southern socialites by wielding a bag of your own feces at a dinner party might be a showstopper, but what to do for an encore? That's the dilemma facing Sacha Baron Cohen. More » -
Celeb Jurisprudence
Arrested Josh Brolin Engages in Game of Kissy One-Upmanship
The W. DVD is going to have some killer double features. First, video was leaked of the violent arrest of Josh Brolin and Jeffrey Wright, and now TMZ has their surprisingly funny squad car banter. More »
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Comment by dinalohan: This is the worst episode of Cash Cab I've ever seen. 3 Responses | Other threads
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Defamer Atrractions
'Bride Wars' Battles More Conventional Horrors in Box-Office No Man's Land
Welcome back to Defamer Attractions, your guide to everything new, noteworthy and shoved down your throat at the movies. This week: Bride Wars commence, Gary Oldman slums, and Clint Eastwood expands.
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Comment by TruthAndTheory: Bride Wars? First, the movie is off season. Second, it's the usual mindless chick flick starring white women aimed at an all-white 3 Responses | Other threads
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