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TedSez commented on America!
"¡No Quiero!"
http://gawker.com/5058744/#c8129749 10:33 AM on Oct 3
TedSez commented on "The Scarf? Nermal, From Garfield. The Dress? That Big Flying Dog Thing From Neverending Story. Yes, I Killed Them Both Myself."
"Faceless Man Believes He Could Be Happy, the Rest of His Life, With His Cinnabon Girl"
http://gawker.com/5058606/#c8129221 10:13 AM on Oct 3
TedSez commented on Actress Gets Bad Reception on Broadway
""Hi, Mom?"
http://gawker.com/5058003/#c8099550 8:55 AM on Oct 2
TedSez commented on New Britney Still Can't Believe What She Sees In the Mirror
""Okay, Y'all, I Just Drank Some Coke and Ate Some Mentos."
http://gawker.com/5057659/#c8083539 2:25 PM on Oct 1
TedSez commented on Never Mind The Butter, Here's The Sex Pistols
"He's following the Malcolm McDowell method of exploiting your previous coolness -- pretty soon he'll be playing mad scientists and evil tycoons on the CW."
http://gawker.com/5057627/#c8080495 12:43 PM on Oct 1
TedSez commented on During Troubled Times, an Entire Nation Prefers Mac n' Cheese
"@SarahHeartburn: With truffles."
http://gawker.com/5057361/#c8079032 11:56 AM on Oct 1
TedSez commented on "We Leave For the Future In 1 Hour."
"Wig-Snatching PETA Prankster Prepares for His Biggest "Get" Ever"
http://gawker.com/5057487/#c8075960 10:20 AM on Oct 1
TedSez commented on "We Leave For the Future In 1 Hour."
""If You Soak the Bagel in Lye for Three Hours, It Eliminates the Carbs Completely!""
http://gawker.com/5057487/#c8075837 10:17 AM on Oct 1
TedSez commented on Now Is Not The Time To Go In-Vesting
"Ditzy Whitney's Titsy "Britney" Knitsy Don't Fit, See?"
http://gawker.com/5057356/#c8073687 9:13 AM on Oct 1
TedSez commented on "This Is What I've Dreamed Of Ever Since I Was a Little Girl."
"After Three Years on an All-Cheetos Diet, Sean Preston Federline Weighs 280 Pounds"
http://gawker.com/5057099/#c8060171 2:16 PM on Sep 30

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Jenniferhdaniel on Aug 29, 2008

You know wot? My hubby is a chef, and whenever he grocery shops he buys weird, gross things and leaves them in the pantry for me to get a good laugh. The pork brains and milk gravy was his last purchase. He bought two. One turned towards the front and one turned towards the back so I could see the calories and all that shitz. When I saw what you posted ... I was like, "I cain't escape the pork brains! Or the milk gravy!"

Hey_mikey on Jun 25, 2008

Some of those are actually great ideas. In future -- could you send them to me before posting? mmmkay, thanks!

BalknChain on Mar 26, 2008

TedSez,
You need to post some of your poems in this message area so we can find them.

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