Tattertotter commented on Rahm Emanuel Already Knifing Enemies

"Why would Emanuel bother killing a dead man?"

Tattertotter commented on New PoGo Instant Digital Camera Still No Instamatic, But Cool Enough

"The coolest thing about the reallllly old Polaroids was the gloopy fixing gel--a squeegey-like thing with a plastic handle that you had to apply to the whole picture as soon as it came out of the camera."

Tattertotter commented on In The Depression, You Will Eat Squirrel

"Ok, that does it."

Tattertotter commented on In The Depression, You Will Eat Squirrel

"@mauricegirodias: Stand."

Tattertotter commented on Fake G.E. CEO Drives Drunk

"@BankerHardcore: Oh wicked funny."

Tattertotter commented on Universally Reviled Australian Bumping Obamas From Blair House

"@Iceland_Spar: The Fuhrerbunker is very cosy in the winter--2,000 feet below the Rose Garden, with 13-foot, concrete & steel reinforced walls, comfy little beds made from the bones of Serbian gypsies, and even a little spa where the missus could work off some of that lard in her ass."

Tattertotter commented on The Sick Internet Joke About 9/11: ✈ ▌▌

"They say that comedy is tragedy plus time."

Tattertotter commented on Which Royal Fellow Would Like to Have Sex On That Yacht Over There?

"@PandoraSpocks: Despite rumors to the contrary, I know at least 3 people who participated in sex parties at the Wagner's beach house during the seventies and they're unanimous--RJ may not have been gay, but he sure loved sucking cock."

Tattertotter commented on Scientology Founder Slams Drugs That Might Have Saved Travolta's Son

"The poor kid has only been dead a couple of days--can't we at least wait until an autopsy is completed before getting all riled-up about Scientology (is there an easier target out there?), parental action/inaction, epilepsy, autism, child neglect, hypocrisy, etc.etc.? I think we need to give the Travolta family a break until the facts are known--only they know what they could have done to save their son and one way or another I'm sure they're feeling guilty as hell about their role in Jett's death."

Tattertotter commented on Which Actor Kissed a Dude--On Accident!--On New Year's Eve?

"@scroll_lock: That would be really funny if he weren't dying of brain cancer."