Tattertotter commented on Americans Only Understand Sports In Video Game Format

"Now correct me if I'm wrong--isn't "football" played with the ball with the pointy-ends that doesn't bounce good?"

Tattertotter commented on YourCompanySucks.Com

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Tattertotter commented on Will Sarah Palin Scare the Jews?

"You mean pitbullets?"

Tattertotter commented on Heil Palin!

"Dear Anissa Jones Shoots: If my grandparents had died in concentration camps like you claim your's did, I would at least try to spell Nazi without a goddam t."

Tattertotter commented on Will Sarah Palin Scare the Jews?

"All this politically irrelevent and/or Republican hardcore crap -- pregnant daughter, Jew-for-Jesus, pro-guns, pro-drilling, pro-life (oops sorry, it's pro-birth now, isn't it?), pro-pitbulls with lipstick -- is TOTALLY obscuring the one and only pertinent aspect of Sarah Palin's candidacy (I'm dying for someone in the media to brangelina-ize her to Stalin) that makes her unfit for Veep or even Veep-candidate: She has no experience in national or international affairs and doesn't know shit about how Washington works. When politically savvy and experienced leaders like Hillary Clinton are allowed to be displaced by Bible-thumping parochial nobodies like Sarah Palin for such high office, it makes me realize that America truly deserves the leaders it gets."

Tattertotter commented on Peggy Noonan Unplugged: Yeah, That Sarah Palin Pick Was "Bullshit"

"Does anybody else always think of RuPaul whenever Ron Paul's name is dropped or am I just a silly, can't let go of the 90's twat?"

Tattertotter commented on Heidi Montag's Sister's Awful Celebrity Boss

"@ BadUncle, there probably is a wood chipper big enough to accomodate all these toxic people (think paper mill size), but I do like the way you think. Chace Crawford trying to score with a chick?"

Tattertotter commented on Teen Dad Levi Johnston: a Field Guide

"Kristin!"

Tattertotter commented on Teen Dad Levi Johnston: a Field Guide

"And yes, I am that heartless."

Tattertotter commented on Teen Dad Levi Johnston: a Field Guide

"Oh please, will you stop whining about how they're just two crazy mixed-up kids who made a mistake and now have to face a media shit-storm to conform to this Idiot-for-Veep's conservative agenda?"

Tattertotter commented on Which Morning Show Host Has a Bad Plastic Surgery Addiction?

"7."

Tattertotter commented on Teen Dad Levi Johnston: a Field Guide

"Bristol, hurry up, young lady--your abortion is scheduled for 1:00 AM at the Tenda-Bear Motel and you're gonna ."

Tattertotter commented on Kreepie Kats Mail it In IN: "We Want to Taze Everyone from Fox News in Their Shriveled Republican Twats"

"Honestly, vaquero, I was just trying to do the right thing--recycling is everybody's responsibility!"

Tattertotter commented on McCain Having Own Rally Too

"When I first saw the poster, I thought McCain had chosen Diane Keaton for veep."

Tattertotter commented on Kreepie Kats Mail it In IN: "We Want to Taze Everyone from Fox News in Their Shriveled Republican Twats"

"No need, Vaquero--I just squeezed out a nine-incher for you!"

Tattertotter commented on Aaron Sorkin admits he's working on "The Facebook Movie"

"Sorry, bugz321, but Falcon Video already released "A Few Good Men II - A Few More Men" in 2003 with a Tom Cruise look-alike being violently buggered by a Jack Nicholson look-alike."

Tattertotter commented on NYC's Wikipedia Entry Penned By Idiots, Unsurprisingly

"Is it true that so many gays have moved into the southern part of Hell's Kitchen that people have started referring to it as Hell's Kitchenette?"

Tattertotter commented on Transsexual Girl Way More Successful at Being a Girl Than Regular Girls

"@Werrick:It's been a really divisive issue in the trans community (I'm an MD working in San Francisco so have some experience with trans culture) whether to continue to embrace one's "trans-ness" after physical/psychological gender unification has been achieved or to mainstream oneself and leave their trans-nature behind (for those who think that they can pull it off successfully--no pun intended)."